Bismack Biyombo, yo

Can't trust those white dudes w/ Dreads...

http://gawker.com/5974030/oregon-man-arrested-for-choking-girlfriend-with-his-own-dreadlocks

Proof that everything goes to shit and we all die alone
http://vimeo.com/5550600#

RIP: James Buchanan (1919-2013): He Saw Our Present Spending Disaster Coming
http://www.forbes.com/sites/kylesmith/2013/01/09/james-buchanan-1919-2013-he-saw-our-present-spending-disaster-coming/

The Happiest And Unhappiest Cities To Work In Right Now
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jacquelynsmith/2013/01/09/the-happiest-and-unhappiest-cities-to-work-in-right-now/

Ten Minutes of Porn Air During Swedish News Broadcast as Reporter Prattles On About Syria
http://gawker.com/5974277/ten-minutes-of-porn-air-during-swedish-news-broadcast-as-reporter-prattles-on-about-syria

Dust storm in Western Australia http://imgur.com/gafFB

Poseiden Resort in Fiji - You can sleep on the ocean floor and push a button to feed the fish outside your pod... ridic...
http://www.poseidonresorts.com/poseidon_flash.html
Images: https://www.google.com/search?q=poseidon+resort+fiji&hl=en&tbo=u&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ei=PcnuUP6vGJHh0AHT54HIDg&ved=0CEAQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=815

Adorable Red Panda (Panty Melter)
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/14.gif

Article on recent Brazilian Supreme Court crack down of political corruption:
http://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/138748/juan-de-onis/brazils-legal-education

Chinese zoo visitors hit lions with snowballs for fun - http://www.chinasmack.com/2013/pictures/chinese-zoo-visitors-hit-lions-with-snowballs-for-fun.html

Pike found choked on zander in Netherlands (cool pic)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20971848

'Drug holidays' beat cancer drug resistance in mice
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-20956179

This is a neat idea. And it has a funny name. Tsiferblat. http://www.npr.org/2013/01/10/168632183/rubles-for-minutes-not-mochas-at-russian-cafe-chain

Flu Widespread, Leading a Range of Winter's Ills
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/10/health/flu-widespread-leading-a-range-of-winters-ills.html?_r=1&

2 shot at cali high school - http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/01/10/taft-california-shooting-high-school/1823539/

The Top 10 Jobs That Attract Psychopaths
http://www.forbes.com/sites/kellyclay/2013/01/05/the-top-10-jobs-that-attract-psychopaths/

Looks like they'll have to get someone else to play Ser Ilyn Payne - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/09/wilko-johnson-cancer-game-of-thrones_n_2443182.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Words of 2012:
http://www.economist.com/blogs/johnson/2013/01/word-year

Not very timely, but pretty hilarious - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyjAqi7rYVA

Thomas Pynchon may be working with Paul Thomas Anderson on 'Inherent Vice' film
http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/pageviews/2012/12/thomas-pynchon-may-be-working-with-paul-thomas-anderson-on-inherent-vice-film

7 year walkabout- http://www.npr.org/2013/01/10/168961210/what-do-you-pack-for-a-seven-year-trip

Pretty cool photos of guy falling - http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2013/01/the-struggle-to-right-oneself-kerry-skarbakka-photographs-himself-in-suspended-peril/

Sammy Sosa Has The Best Pinterest Page Ever
http://deadspin.com/5974860/sammy-sosa-has-the-best-pinterest-page-ever

I See What You Did There: Marijuana Soccer Edition
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/i-see-what-you-did-there-marijuana-soccer-edition

More Sexy Photos From Beyoncé's GQ Spread
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/more-sexy-photos-from-beyoncs-gq-spread

NSFW - Naomi Watts' bewbis
http://www.dailymotion.com/us?ff=1&urlback=%2Fvideo%2Fx6a3tw_naomi-watts-21-grams_sexy#.UO8qAInjm9s

Urban Outfitters sell 'joke' T-shirts calling Adolf Hitler and Saddam Hussein 'part-time superheroes' http://ca.shine.yahoo.com/blogs/shine-on/urban-outfitters-sell-joke-t-shirts-calling-adolf-175109403.html

Looks like a good movie, Jackie Robinson story
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/wb/42/

Cheeky Onion article
http://www.theonion.com/articles/gorilla-sales-skyrocket-after-latest-gorilla-attac,30860/