Pugs with Wiener Dog Swag

No wonder it's sold out, this is glorious

http://asapant.bigcartel.com/product/coke-white-bitches-tees

Bag Full Of Otters Recovered At Thai Airport
Smugglers fell just a bit short in the latest attempt to traffic live animals. They forgot to claim the bag.  http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/smartnews/2013/01/bag-full-of-otters-recovered-at-thai-airport/

Cops Taser Naked Burglar Who Pooped And Masturbated When Homeowner Pulled A Gun: "Florida cops Taser naked burglar who pooped and masturbated when homeowner pulled a gun" http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/23/florida-cops-taser-naked-burglar-who-pooped-and-masturbated-when-homeowner-pulled-a-gun/

We're all screwed... Antibiotic 'apocalypse' warning
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-21178718

(this will make you angry) Do you creak? Researches have identified that a phenomenon known as "creaky voice," a kind of speech affect that sounds like staccato bursts from the back of the throat, is especially prevalent among young American women. - http://www.slate.com/articles/podcasts/lexicon_valley/2013/01/lexicon_valley_on_creaky_voice_or_vocal_fry_in_young_american_women.html  (good stuff starts around 4:00 mark)

This picture is weird. It looks like this guy is hugging himself, ever so gently- http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/crHaqIevYhVVwd24g_IzuA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://mit.zenfs.com/190/2013/01/159945110-1.jpg

Union membership shrinks to lowest level since the depression - http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2013/01/23/1486791/union-membership-shrinks-to-the-lowest-level-since-the-depression/?mobile=nc

Fish paralyzed and suspended in virtual reality thinks it's swimming up river - http://www.nature.com/news/mapping-brain-networks-fish-bowl-neuroscience-1.12272

Flamy, the terrifying Brazilian burn ward mascot - http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/meet-flamy-the-terrifying-brazilian-burn-ward-mas

Rand Paul urges Obama to resign over Beyonce scandal - http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/obama-urged-to-resign-over-beyonc-scandal.html

NSFW, best B-day surprise http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83041909/

Good reason to follow Jim Ursay on Twitter:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2013/01/23/jim-irsay-8500-twitter-reward/1859557/

Colin's mom:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2267400/Colin-Kaepernicks-biological-mother-faces-cameras-says-hopes-meet-son-denies-new-fame-motivated-going-public.html

Other teams who changed their names but stayed in the same city (in honor of Pelicans name change):
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/main/photos/1212/team-name-changes-without-relocating/

Oldie but goodie-- Carl Lewis BUTCHERING the national anthem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kU9XwcOIfI

Racist Legos!
www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/24/lego-racism-star-wars_n_2541369.html

Here's An Easy Trick For Blocking All Bleacher Report Results From Your Google Searches http://deadspin.com/5973856/heres-an-easy-trick-to-block-all-bleacher-report-results-from-showing-up-in-your-google-searches

Serena Williams tweets photo of severely sprained ankle (pretty gross)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2013/01/24/serena-williams-tweets-photo-of-severely-sprained-ankle/

Biden Scores 800 Feet Of Copper Wire
http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden-scores-800-feet-of-copper-wire,31013/

New Coen brothers movie:
http://gothamist.com/2013/01/24/watch_the_trailer_for_the_coen_brot.php

Chelsea player kicks Swansea ball boy who tried to hold the ball - http://soccernet.espn.go.com/video/espnfc/video/_/id/1310799?cc=5901
Daily Mail says the ball boy had it coming! - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2267602/Eden-Hazard-didnt-kick-Swansea-ball-boy-hard-enough.html

15,000 crocodiles escape
http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/15-000-crocodiles-escape-south-african-farm-1-2756826

How Subways Work
http://science.howstuffworks.com/engineering/civil/subway4.htm
Video: in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhAroxNJtk

Check out this company's Phone number (top right) LOLZ
http://www.kumonfranchise.com/

great quotes in here: http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/nflblitz/cardinals_dockett_says_katherine_SYhKlOZ32IiIy8lPB48BGM#axzz2IqDo0qCz

this tuiasopuso kid is a real troll, a real terd burglar.
http://deadspin.com/5978713/listen-to-manti-teos-voicemails-from-lennay-kekuaronaiah-tuiasosopo

Who Wants To Go To The Super Bowl With This Awful Human Being? (fechter?)
http://deadspin.com/5978500/who-wants-to-go-to-the-super-bowl-with-this-awful-human-being

MSG Organist Covers Phish During Rangers Game
http://gothamist.com/2013/01/24/msg_organist_covers_phish_during_ra.php

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO!?!?  hahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Diy0RNe_c

I don't really know what Meat-Week is, but it starts soon in DC
http://www.meatweek.com/chapters/washingtondc

Katie Couric asked Te'o point blank if he was gay in an interview and responded "Katie, you can call me naive, call me stupid, call me a liar. But don't dare call me gay."
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/01/24/katie-couric-asks-manti-teo-if-hes-gay-his-answer-speaks-volumes/

New Orleans Pelicans new logos and explanation: http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2063689/Pelicans_logo.png