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LOLZ, New Orleans resident pissed at Goodell for Bountygate creates a papier mache float of Roger Goodell coming out of a vagina with a disco ball for a clitoris.

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl-playoff-schedule-bracket-2013/2013/1/24/3900902/super-bowl-2013-xlvii-new-orleans-roger-goodell

Live Great White Shark tracking: http://sharks-ocearch.verite.com/

Haha, I feel like we have a lot of these friends..
http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-who-got-shit-together-5-years-ago-still-viewed,30926/

Fred Smoot pissed his pants in a police station - http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/capitalcomment/local-news/former-redskin-fred-smoot-arrested-for-dui.php Fun fact:
Remember when the Vikings got a lot of heat for the "love boat" scandal a few years ago? Apparently, Fred Smoot shoved a double headed dildo into two chicks on that boat. haha, they musta been having a pretty crazy party. 

Ha. Is it any surprise that Persian men started the trend of wearing heels back in the day? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21151350

This is a good one: http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/actual-advice-mallard-10.jpg

Bangwithfriends app on facebook lets you find friends who are DTF YOU! - http://www.buzzfeed.com/katieheaney/the-app-that-shows-which-of-your-facebook-friends

The lonely existence of a men's rights advocate - http://www.theatlantic.com/sexes/archive/2013/01/the-lonely-existence-of-mel-feit-mens-rights-advocate/267413/

NYPD working on  gun detecting machine - http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323539804578260261579068182.html?mod=e2tw

Can states exile people? - http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2013/01/banishment_as_punishment_is_it_constitutional_for_states_to_exile_criminals.html

That guy who made the ridiculous video resume that went viral back in '06 overdosed - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2267861/Former-Yale-student-infamous-Impossible-Nothing-r-sum-claims-beat-Pete-Sampras-tennis-worked-CIA-knew-Dalai-Lama-dead-29-drug-overdose.html

6 boys had the best highschool experience ever
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2267692/Teachers-aide-mother-sex-students-watched-videotaped-incident-school-gym.html


http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2013/01/this_is_a_big_big_deal.php?ref=fpblg
"This all sounds pretty crazy. But it gets even crazier when you see the actual numbers. Here's a very illustrative example. They're already pushing a bill to do this in the Virginia legislature. Remember, Barack Obama won Virginia and got 13 electoral votes. But as Benjy Sarlin reported today in a series of posts, if the plan now being worked on would have been in place last November, Mitt Romney would have lost the state but still got 9 electoral votes to Obama's 4. Think of that, two-thirds of the electoral votes for losing the state. If the Virginia plan had been in place across the country, as Republicans are now planning to do, Mitt Romney would have been elected president even though he lost by more than 5 million votes."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/republicans-in-virginia-other-states-seeking-electoral-college-changes/2013/01/24/430096e6-6654-11e2-85f5-a8a9228e55e7_story.html

Italian tourist busted at posh East Side steakhouse for forgetting wallet, even after offering iPhone as collateral until he could return with cash
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/steakhouse-busts-italian-tourist-forgetting-wallet-article-1.1247283

Lebron is underpaid, technically- http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2013/01/25/170176590/at-17-5-million-a-year-lebron-james-is-underpaid

Pros & cons of working at home
 http://theoatmeal.com/comics/working_home

Space Nerd Video: How to Get to Mars
http://www.youtube.com/embed/XRCIzZHpFtY?rel=0

Crazy thing that happened at Union Station 60 years ago:
http://dcist.com/2013/01/post_55.php#photo-1

WAX VAC REMIX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u5BcHDeUU0

As Seen on TV - a tribute to doing it wrong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08xQLGWTSag

New sweet series on BBC: Attenborough's Life Stories
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/episodes/attenboroughs-life-stories/full-episode-life-on-camera/8161

I like this Tard the Grumpy Cat meme
http://tinyurl.com/asw4np9

Science Proves Whether the Chicken or the Egg Came First
http://gizmodo.com/5978875/science-proves-whether-the-chicken-or-the-egg-came-first

Freezing temperatures + fire + firefighters = Chicago warehouse ice skating rink (cool pics) = http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/01/chicagos-freezing-fire/100445/

25 Best cocktails in NYC (in gifs) = http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/01/the-25-best-cocktails-in-nyc-right-now-being-made-in-gifs/

Noro-virus is taking over America. Just ask Vomiting Larry - http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/01/forget-flu-norovirus-taking-over-america/61405/

2013 Puppy Bowl Teams To Be Coached By Two Dogs From Same Litter
http://www.theonion.com/articles/2013-puppy-bowl-teams-to-be-coached-by-two-dogs-fr,31027/

Welfare Lottery Ban: Proposal Not Going Over Well
http://www.webpronews.com/welfare-lottery-ban-proposal-not-going-over-well-2013-01

Maxwell the GEICO Pig Goes on a Date - New Piggy Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2uXyyLvvkY

Stephen King Essay on Gun Control:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2013/01/25/stephen-king-releases-gun-control-essay/

How to Eat a Cupcake, Like a Gentleman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjM9tR42Szo

Article on the situation in Mali:
http://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/138767/susanna-wing/making-sense-of-mali?page=show

Chill song:  Felice Brothers - Love me Tenderly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPLE3ynzu7s