Anthony Bourdain's Career for your left testicle, deal?

Ann Coulter being Ann Coulter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJGi110hIzQ

Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/dupage-county-roselle-sexual-abuse-peacock-206997171.html

I guess you could say her vagina is melliferous
melliferous \muh-LIF-er-uhs\, adjective:
   -- yielding or producing honey.

This rail is for you, Mom. http://www.lememe.com/archives/31643

13 Pictures of Snoop Dogg Looking Out of Place
http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/bf0e6a8424/pictures-of-snoop-dogg-looking-out-of-place

Former Lions receiver Titus Young arrested for the third time in a week after break-in
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/former-lions-receiver-titus-young-arrested-third-time-185642710.html

New Raekwon song- http://pitchfork.com/news/50692-listen-new-raekwon-son-of-sam/

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out
http://www.theonion.com/articles/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten,32401/

This Is The Most Epic Finish To A Sporting Event So Far In 2013
http://extramustard.si.com/2013/05/13/this-is-the-most-epic-finish-to-a-sporting-event-so-far-in-2013/

2 new viruses could both spark global outbreaks
http://wtop.com/209/3320110/2-new-viruses-could-both-spark-global-outbreaks

Footage shows chaotic New Orleans parade shooting
http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/13/justice/louisiana-shooting/index.html
and straight up time lapse footage: http://www.youtube.com/embed/BYwDHfAJhic

Semi-NSFW -
Booty Shaking Underwater in HD http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T7urhYvwzRA

COMEDY NEWS: Apparently, when he's not cutting hair, Zach Galifianakis is living in a haunted house with Tim & Eric. Well, that's at least what his new Adult Swim pilot would like you to believe. EntitledTim & Eric's Bedtime Stories: Zach's Haunted House, the show would feature those three knuckleheads as relatives whose grandfather dies and leaves them each $1,000, but in order to collect, they must live in his haunted mansion for the rest of their lives. Just a guess, but it'll probably be super weird

Arrested Development' Season 4 Trailer Debuts Online
http://mashable.com/2013/05/13/arrested-development-season-4-trailer/

took long enough
darren rovell @darrenrovell51s
McDonald's tells @BurgerBusiness it is introducing a thick cut bacon to put on its burgers.

for you 24 fans, series finishing with 12 episodes.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/24-returning-fox-as-event-521653

Cool documentary about astronauts and how their perspective is irrevocably changed from looking at earth from space - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHMIfOecrlo

Taco Bell Is Debuting A Waffle Taco
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/taco-bell-is-debuting-a-waffle-taco

Everything we know is a lie: The gas pump karaoke people are actors
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/trending/Everything-we-know-is-a-lie-The-gas-pump-karaoke-couple-are-actors.html