Well ain't that a penguin of a dong

"allegations of vulgar, demeaning language Wardle used against the walk-on freshman, and an incident in which the coach made an ill Bross continue a workout until he couldn't control his bowels and then ridiculed him for it." http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/article/20130429/GPG020101/304290404

Maxence Cyrin - Where Is My Mind (The Pixies Piano Cover) (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NZdggNUvq0&feature=youtu.be

Silly Sloth loves to party hard (GIF) (LOLZ)
http://i.imgur.com/ewGfMng.gif

Santorum on basketball:
http://dailycurrant.com/2013/04/29/santorum-pulls-son-out-of-basketball-league/

San Diego Union-Tribune's first dig at Manti Te'o
http://www.utsandiego.com/photos/2013/apr/29/1002153/

Today's WORD OF THE DAY made me Lolz
polliwog \POL-ee-wog\, noun:
a tadpole.
    "Why, less than nothing, my furry polliwog!" chugged the frog, amused.
    -- Tad Williams, Tailchaser's Song, 2000

Motorcycle Crashes Into Cyclists On California Highway
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/30/motorcycle-crashes-into-cyclists-california_n_3187479.html

"Daym Drops" is getting his own show on the Travel Channel.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2013/05/01/sbt-youtube-fast-food-critic.hln

Saudi Arabian man keeps cheetah as pet to help with hunting gazelle in the desert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CWPLMVcTozU

HAHAHA, Californian Persian Mechanic does local commercial: "SHIFT IT" - Amazing Transmission Commercial - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1gYE5TyijxE

Pol calls for Redskins name change
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9230556/dc-pol-suggests-redtails-name-change-washington-redskins

Two Kazakh men, Cambridge man, face charges in connection with Boston Marathon bombings http://www.boston.com/metrodesk/2013/05/01/three-additional-people-taken-into-custody-boston-marathon-bombings/dhLzU1e5vfbuhxyjWlBOSP/story.html

Philly trying to stick its sandwich dick in NYC: http://gothamist.com/2013/05/01/daves_hoagies_brings_philly-style_s.php

This is a great clip. Look at how unamused/confused 85 year old Tommy Lasorta is (bottom left hand corner of the video)
http://deadspin.com/tommy-lasorda-is-not-amused-by-psy-486250861

Masturbate-A-Thon 2013 In Philadelphia Celebrates National Masturbation Month
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/01/masturbate-a-thon-2013_n_3192430.html