Don't you hate it when your farts smell like your roommate's jizz?

One World Trade is now the tallest building in the western hemisphere - http://www.today.com/news/cheers-erupt-spire-tops-one-world-trade-center-1C9870947

Culturally unique breakfasts from around the world - http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/breakfasts-around-the-world

Grammar rules everyone should follow - http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2013/may/09/grammar-rules-everyone-know?CMP=twt_gu

Florida perp escapes cops but gets caught by gator - http://edition.cnn.com/2013/05/10/justice/florida-gator-arrest/index.html

Guy loses virginity at 25 to a hooker hired by his mom - http://thehairpin.com/2013/05/my-brother-my-mother-and-a-call-girl-named-monique

BBQ Dragon will get your charcoal grill going in less than 10 minutes - http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1025864883/bbq-dragon-the-barbecue-and-fire-supercharger

Reddit's amateur porn star girls - http://www.dailydot.com/society/reddit-gone-wild-photos-interview-history/

Diesel Truck explodes on on-ramp http://www.wgal.com/news/susquehanna-valley/dauphin/fiery-crash-shuts-down-part-of-i81-in-dauphin-county/-/9704162/20075516/-/nh3puxz/-/index.html

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults (this is kind of LAME)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/reasons-kids-are-pretty-much-just-tiny-drunk-adults

Ween - Bananas and Blow (chill song)  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gd87JmkAkE

John McCain Introduces Bill That Would Ban Sports TV Blackouts
http://deadspin.com/john-mccain-introduces-bill-that-would-ban-sports-tv-bl-498949395

This will make you angry
Here's How Rich You'd Be If You'd Bought Apple Stock Instead Of Its Gadgets
http://www.businessinsider.com/had-you-invested-in-apple-stock-instead-2013-5?op=1

NSFW!  Chick at UMD party blows dude in a blow-up pool!
www.betcheslovethis.com/article/blow-job-umd-video-blow-up-pool

we shoulda done this long ago
New Gold Bond  No Mess Powder Spray Introduced by Sanofi's Chattem
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/new-gold-bond-no-mess-powder-spray-introduced-by-sanofis-chattem-2013-05-06

Husband won't let wife wear troll mask to bed in TLC's 'My Crazy Obsessions'
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/husband-won-wife-wear-troll-mask-bed-article-1.1339289#ixzz2StcquSzg

Ryan Gosling won't eat his cereal
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal-is-basically-the-best-thing

Owner: Redskins will 'never' change
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9259866/daniel-snyder-says-washington-redskins-never-change-team-name

After 16 days buried in Bangladesh: 'I'm alive!'
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/05/10/world/asia/bangladesh-building-collapse/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

This guy shuts down people who say gays choose to be gay by asking them, "when did you choose to be straight?" Done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QJtjqLUHYoY

Giant Rhinos (unfortunately, no rendered photos of them titan dongs)
http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/05/07/the-last-of-the-rhinoceros-titans/

'Mounting Evidence' Boston Bombers Involved in 2011 Triple Murder
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/mounting-evidence-boston-bombers-involved-2011-triple-murder/story?id=19151271#.UY0tbMqwD-V

Modern day Spiccoli's interview after his flip-out (which was blasted yesterday):
http://hypervocal.com/news/2013/jeff-bliss-interview-bad-teacher/#

Y'all Don't know me! I'm FROM FLORIDA!
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/2-sisters-go-to-cheating-boyfriends-house-knock-down-his-door-and-begin-assaulting-people-florida/

Michael Jordan - Star Wars (Martin and Charlie Sheen) 1986
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JQhRklAIqa0

Sarah Silverman - Fête des Pets (comical) Fart party
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlQA17vK7AY

Highest paid public jobs per state: http://deadspin.com/infographic-is-your-states-highest-paid-employee-a-co-489635228

"Mashin on the Motorway" by DJ Shadow (NSFW audio): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3wRBV5dVAQ

"Blood on the Motorway" by DJ Shadow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5OGk9N8Y5s

Most Important Thing You Can Learn For Your Life - http://www.ribbonfarm.com/2009/10/07/the-gervais-principle-or-the-office-according-to-the-office/ (someone blasted Peter principle yesterday)

http://beyoncearthistory.tumblr.com/

Lame Leno Skit Turns Unexpectedly Amazing Thanks to Incredible Couple
http://gawker.com/lame-leno-skit-turns-unexpectedly-amazing-thanks-to-inc-499730705
(watch the video at the bottom too, the girl cleans up nice)

Is Jay-Z a time-traveller?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4920609/jay-z-appears-to-be-a-time-traveller.html

PANTY MELTER! http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/5/9/16/anigif_enhanced-buzz-647-1368129721-23.gif

Squishy NSFW! Me likey! http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/squishy-girls-g2.gif