Shell of a Man

spang \spang\, adverb:

directly, exactly: The bullet landed spang on target.
   "He had been knocked spang out of his Keds."
    -- Stephen King, Different Seasons, 1983

Prejudice by Tim Minchin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw

Good Deal with it GIF
http://i.imgur.com/158IcTl.jpg

Jonathan Coulton - First of May (NSFW lyrics) (chill song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCbD8nsxcd8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

i see your double rainbow and raise you a double whale
http://gcaptain.com/killer-whales-playing-in-wake/

Apperantly there's a fucking Raisin Administrative Committee. Fuck. I give up.
http://www.raisins.org/
http://reason.com/archives/2013/03/23/supreme-court-may-put-an-end-to-governme
http://www.scotusblog.com/case-files/cases/horne-v-department-of-agriculture/?wpmp_switcher=desktop

In flagrante delicto
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_flagrante_delicto

List of edible insects.
http://edibug.wordpress.com/list-of-edible-insects/

How to drive innovation on a daily basis
http://blogs.hbr.org/video/2013/04/escape-from-brainstorm-island.html

Evolution of Metrorail animation, now with Rush Plus
http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/14214/evolution-of-metrorail-animation-now-with-rush-plus/

'Proof' Jamestown settlers turned to cannibalism
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22362831

Rip Cris Cross
Chris Kelly, of rap duo Kris Kross, dies in Ga.
http://wtop.com/541/3306966/Chris-Kelly-of-rap-duo-Kris-Kross-dies-in-Ga

Rise Of The Super Towers: The Next Big Thing In Luxury Housing
http://www.forbes.com/sites/morganbrennan/2013/04/30/rise-of-the-super-towers-the-next-big-thing-in-luxury-housing/

Cross-Country Solar Plane Expedition Set for Takeoff
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/02/business/energy-environment/cross-country-solar-plane-expedition-set-for-takeoff.html?hp&_r=0

How I Became a Hipster
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/02/fashion/williamsburg.html?src=dayp&_r=0

Missing Pennsylvania woman reappears 11 years later in Florida Keys
http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/01/us/pennsylvania-woman-reappears/index.html?hpt=hp_c3

Stevie Wonder - He's misstra know it all (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwPsFz85gGw

Feel bad for this poor fella, not only will they not let him use a bike, the evil NY Post has to use him as their fat bike model
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/apple_snubs_chubs_wPsjx5Q7LjJICDn4j0oOLI

Jordan Crawford, Carmelo Anthony at center of postgame mixup (Video)
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/jordan-crawford-carmelo-anthony-video/186083

lala response to jordan crawford
http://instagram.com/p/Y0QM3-xjT5/

Dr. Quinn Medicine women bringing the BONER HEAT in her young days, DAYUM
http://imgur.com/a/WdfnM

Go to 1:40 to see where the staircase starts...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iBY4HaAngaA

Craig Sager Appears to Have Passed Out in a Hotel Lobby While in Milwaukee Covering Heat-Bucks Series http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/05/03/craig-sager-appears-to-have-passed-out-in-a-hotel-lobby-while-in-milwaukee-covering-heat-bucks-series/

So You Want My Job: Foreign Service Officer/Diplomat
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/04/25/so-you-want-my-job-foreign-service-officerdiplomat/

Nats Trainer gives CPR to cameraman at the ballpark and brought him back to life but he died later on http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/nationals-trainers-help-save-cameraman-life-following-heart-000514143.html

This Larry David op-ed in the ny times made me laugh.
My Son, the Terrorist (Larry David's mom defending against accusations that her son is a terrorist a la Boston Bomber mom) - http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/28/opinion/sunday/my-son-the-terrorist.html?_r=0

Giant Duck terrorizes Hong Kong
http://jalopnik.com/giant-duck-terrorizes-hong-kong-488969392

First Listen: Music From Baz Luhrmann's Film 'The Great Gatsby'
http://www.npr.org/2013/04/30/180098344/first-listen-music-from-baz-luhrmanns-film-the-great-gatsby

Bad weekend for bachelorette parties:
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2013/05/06/bride-to-be-4-friends-die-in-limo-fire/?iref=allsearch
and
http://cjonline.com/news/2013-05-05/woman-killed-after-falling-out-bachelorette-party-bus

Mind-Bending Recursive Illusion Created Using Printed Photographs
http://petapixel.com/2013/05/01/mind-bending-recursive-illusion-created-using-printed-photographs/

Rebecca Martinson has foul mouthed tweets too. More shit courtesy of Delta Gamma sorority's University of Maryland.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2013/04/rebecca-martinson-has-foul-mouthed-tweets-too-more-shit-courtesy-of-delta-gamma-sororitys-university-of-maryland/

Sigur Ros to appear on, write music for the season finale of The Simpsons
http://www.avclub.com/articles/sigur-ros-to-appear-on-write-music-for-the-season,97288/

mid-air fight between two eagles - http://petapixel.com/2013/05/05/photographing-a-dogfight-between-two-eagles/

falcon (critter cam) killing a duck midair - http://io9.com/watch-a-falcon-kill-a-duck-in-mid-air-from-the-falcons-490567156

Messi Back From Injury, Scores On His First Touch, Is Still Pretty Good
http://deadspin.com/messi-back-from-injury-scores-on-his-first-touch-is-s-492583876?autoplay=1

Fart Interrupts Snooker World Championship Semifinal
http://deadspin.com/fart-interrupts-snooker-world-championship-semifinal-493144032

INSANE: Cleveland Man Open Fires On Cops During Routine Traffic Stop
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/cleveland-man-open-fires-on-cops-during-routine-traffic-stop/

Armor And Anxiety: Tony Stark Is The New Captain America
http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2013/05/06/181560276/armor-and-angst-tony-stark-is-the-new-captain-america

Major Leage Juggling? Major League Combat?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvyBX3dfUoc