Ma-Ti from Cpt. Planet was a Pussy

This bird makes me LOL

http://imgur.com/a/zNIxJ

Spaghetti Lessons http://www.nybooks.com/blogs/nyrblog/2013/sep/09/spaghetti-lessons/

Seventy percent of D.C.'s pregnancies are unintended
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/09/09/seventy-percent-of-d-c-s-pregnancies-are-unintended/

Desean throwing Crips hand signals in DeAngelo Hall's FACE
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/desean-jackson-crips-gang-sign-deangelo-hall/203386

MICHAEL McDONALD - A Tribute To The Greatest Backing Vocalist Of all time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0HzWMqLeiE&feature=youtu.be (great skit)

America celebrates World Cup berth by chugging beer
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2013/9/11/4717944/usa-world-cup-2014-beer-america-yes-woo-mexico-dos-a-cero

4  year old drops beats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEEHqT6WaZU

Life is fragile, even for top predators:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/09/pictures/130906-caiman-jaguar-animals-science-photos-brazil-attack

Happy people ride bikes, and Bulgaria kinda sucks?
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/09/130909-2013-world-happiness-report-united-nations/

Weiner dodges sexting partner, flips the bird as he rides off
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/09/11/weiner-dodges-sexting-partner-flips-the-bird-as-he-rides-off/?hpt=hp_t2

Happy 9/11 From Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson
http://gawker.com/happy-9-11-from-jerry-falwell-and-pat-robertson-1269881400?autoplay=1

This would be crazy if its true:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/10/dhaqabo-ebba_n_3902192.html

CTO brogrammer of the year gets fired
http://betabeat.com/2013/09/business-insiders-sexist-cto-has-resigned-but-hes-still-everything-thats-wrong-with-tech/
and
http://valleywag.gawker.com/business-insider-ctos-is-your-new-tech-bro-nightmare-1280336916
and
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffbercovici/2013/09/10/business-insider-fires-cto-over-offensive-tweets/

The 10 Commandments of 'Brogramming'
http://bostinno.streetwise.co/2011/08/31/the-10-commandments-of-brogramming/

Spring Shot Screamer! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACMdMZvQ3Yo

Kelly McGonigal: How to make stress your friend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcGyVTAoXEU&feature=em-subs_digest

Mostly good life advice in here: http://www.businessinsider.com/the-gselevator-guide-to-being-a-man-2013-9  (i agree with about 95% of it)

Jeez, Esquire accidentally put a picture on its website of a man falling from a building...on 9/11 anniversary of all days...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/11/esquire-911-mistake-photo-richard-drew_n_3907866.html

The last 4 teams to play the Eagles in their home-opener won the Super Bowl. Chargers?
http://deadspin.com/5981403/for-the-fourth-straight-year-the-super-bowl-champs-played-in-the-eagles-home-opener

Stephen Jackson briefly chokes out Stevie Francis at a club:
http://www.projectspurs.com/2013-articles/september/video-ex-spur-stephen-jackson-chokes-steve-francis-at-nightclub.html

Rollin in it:
http://abcnews.go.com/International/slideshow/unbelievable-skeletons-unearthed-catacombs-rome-20216493

I killed the guy and all, and I'll YouTube it, too, but seriously, I'm not taking the wrap:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/youtube-drunk-driving-confessor-leaves-judge-incensed-guilty/story?id=20223748

Try. Fail. Try again. Fail better:
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2013/09/famous-failures/bloch-text

Fast Co. on AT&T's 9/11 fail:
http://www.fastcompany.com/3017252/fast-feed/att-gets-twitter-shamed-into-deleting-its-awful-9-11-commemorative-tweet

Within that Fast Co. article is a link to comedian Joe Mande's twitter (never heard of him before now), and he is keeping track of other disgusting and shameless attempts of corporate America to capitalize on today:
https://twitter.com/JoeMande

Finally, a bullshit Business Insider link on why the iPhone 5S/C are no better than the 5:
http://www.businessinsider.com/iphone-5-vs-iphone-5s-2013-9
I'd still take a 5S.

AMC planning Breaking Bad Spinoff based on Saul Goodman named "Better Call Saul"
http://www.deadline.com/2013/09/breaking-bad-saul-goodman-spinoff-amc-series/

tables are flipped on el Tigre, Lindsey Vonn whoring around
http://larrybrownsports.com/gossip/lindsey-vonn-cheating-on-tiger-woods/203635

Muffins for Heroes...
https://twitter.com/eclectrica/status/377821929321017344