My Tits are all Wet

Sweet mother of Jesus, I honestly have a hard time imagining a more horrendous crime - http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/12/justice/cannibal-eat-children-case/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Here is a guy fucking LOSING IT on a customer service call http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RVdNobKNMig

Essay on the New Iran
http://www.brookings.edu/research/essays/2013/iran-surprises-itself-and-the-world-a?utm_expid=23328448-6.5fC6yItTT0y9TM8ZFRcQYw.0

from russia, with love
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/12/opinion/putin-plea-for-caution-from-russia-on-syria.html?hp&_r=0

Players and coaches take on the Eagles fast tempo offense
http://espn.go.com/blog/philadelphia-eagles/post/_/id/342/nfln-says-is-eagles-offense-sustainable

Little Cheetah Roar: https://vine.co/v/h5aUPXTva63 (panty melter)

ATONE! http://imgur.com/F2pjSlI

Not a new discovery, but the youngest Kardashian is smokin.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/12/kendall-jenner-bikini-modeling_n_3913931.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

MGMT on Jimmy Fallon - http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/mgmt-plenty-of-girls-in-the-sea/n40611/

USA! USA! #13 in the world!!!!!!
http://deadspin.com/usmnt-moves-up-to-13th-in-latest-fifa-world-rankings-1300935896

great license plate in Philly today, LOL mets
http://deadspin.com/a-real-winner-spotted-just-outside-philly-deadspin-m-1300483985

Also, this youtube channel is great - regular car reviews
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogB7VtxrkQI&feature=player_detailpage

The only reason you would watch this video is to see the chick in the bikini's yams jiggling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaA3aQ9SPSI

18 products you've been using incorrectly
http://miss-cranky-pants.quora.com/18-Everyday-Products-You%E2%80%99ve-Been-Using-Wrong

27 Perfect Ways To Respond To A Wrong Number Text
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-best-ways-to-respond-to-a-text-from-the-wrong-number

'Joking Bad,' Jimmy Fallon's 'Breaking Bad' Parody, Is Truly Stunning
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/12/jimmy-fallon-breaking-bad-parody-joking-bad_n_3910976.html