Open face labia melt w/ fries

My new favorite GIF

http://i.imgur.com/q7OfeEL.jpg

Semi-NSFW Text - Minge
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Minge

Laird Hamilton invents the "Golf Board" a snowboard like motorized golf "cart"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2HW11-EjwQ

Mr. Pickles - Good Boy (NSFW Cartoon)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3HrPcH7KFY

Awesome Samurai GIF
http://gifnation.com/albums/anime/888b53d8fcd8064629bfe5271a93.gif

This is one of the funniest comedy songs ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-dCq9ps78M

That big guy from 930 club died http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/going-out-guide/wp/2013/09/02/josh-burdette-the-face-of-the-930-club-has-died/

Tommy "The Machine" Gunn from Rocky V also died.
http://www.wtop.com/?nid=893&sid=3439529


Awesome potential sextape SFW http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/mvt-most-valuable-tweeters/201309/andre-drummonds-flirtation-icarly-star-jennette-mccurdy-has-f

All 32 Quarterbacks As Their Team Name!
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2013/09/all-32-quarterbacks-as-their-team-name.html

'Walkie-Talkie' skyscraper melts Jaguar car parts
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23930675

Good Words to know:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gauche
and
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/preternatural

Putin at it again
http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/obama-getting-ready-for-war-putin-shaking-hands-with-a-walrus-advantage-putin/

Alexandria warehouse fire reached six alarms (Video)
http://www.wjla.com/articles/2013/09/firefighters-battling-alexandria-fire-93494.html

Sex is good, in case you didn't know.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/03/health/sex-health-benefits-upwave/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

Seahawks pump in Phish song, fans chant 'Wilson' Thursday
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/23396432/seahawks-pump-in-phish-song-fans-chant-wilson-thursday

Sweet sweet Karma... Rapist Finds Out from Police That His Victim Has HIV
http://gawker.com/rapist-finds-out-from-police-that-his-victim-has-hiv-1244906339

Bad Beat Turns Pro Poker Player Into The World's Saddest Man
http://deadspin.com/bad-beat-turns-pro-poker-player-into-worlds-saddest-ma-1244673080

9 Things Introverts Do All The Time
http://www.theonion.com/articles/9-things-introverts-do-all-the-time,33683/

Who's More Productive, Introverts Or Extroverts?
http://www.fastcompany.com/3016100/leadership-now/whos-more-productive-introverts-or-extroverts

Reggie Evans "LOL's" at JR Smith's championship predicition.
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/reggie-evans-lol-response-jr-smiths-championship-guarantee/202616

This made me LOLZ
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/photo-awesomeness-4.jpg

YAMS! http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/photo-awesomeness-24.jpg

Economists gone wild - http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/roubini_sexy_tub_doomed_YAdrTyZin7MmLs8fJGhgXM

This Is What 18-35 Year Old Millennials Are Searching For But Are Afraid To Ask http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/09/18-35-year-old-millennials-searching-afraid-ask/

Great URL here --> http://www.wusa9.com/news/article/273405/373/Police-Man-motorboated-female-diner-in-Va

LeBron's new step-dad:
http://sandrarose.com/2013/09/lebrons-mom-gloria-dating-a-miami-rapper

Mexican cowboy fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GLqEg2oe6U