Gobln' Salumi

Whale Porno (Semi-NSFW)
http://www.sundancechannel.com/series/green-porno/videos/whale-green-porno-season-2

 https://www.oysterbooks.com/ it is basically netflix for books

Yolo naked in front of dc courts
http://abovethelaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Naked-D.C.-Courthouse.jpg

 Scarlett Johansson falls and a meme is born
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/10/scarlett-johansson-meme/

Dennis Rodman leads an auditorium in singing "Happy Birthday" to the North Korean leader, in a style strangely reminiscent of Marilyn Monroe http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/10557976/Dennis-Rodman-sings-happy-birthday-to-Kim-Jong-un.html

Gym Stereotypes. They forgot the guy that wears a beanie and is constantly on his iphone picking the perfect song. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1913454-dude-perfect-stereotypes-people-at-gym-in-latest-video

China lifts 14-year-old ban on gaming consoles
http://money.cnn.com/2014/01/08/technology/china-video-games/index.html?iid=Lead

Jump on a frozen Trampoline
http://digg.com/video/what-happens-when-you-jump-on-a-frozen-trampoline

This man has a vagina on his neck: http://i.imgur.com/J60JJ10.jpg

This is very satisfying to watch. Dry ice in a soap bubble -- http://i.imgur.com/rMYu6DO.gif

Michelle Rodriguez & Cara Delevingne Drunkenly Make Out at Knicks Game
http://jezebel.com/michelle-rodriguez-cara-delevingne-drunkenly-make-out-1496978072

This guy blasts TED talks at a TED talk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Yo5cKRmJaf0

This could be big trouble for Chris Christie... but also, just a good example about how political vendettas can affect a lot of people:
http://www.northjersey.com/news/christie_kelly_bridge_lane_closures_emails.html

For you bros that prefer the blackberry keypad, but still want an iphone
http://typokeyboards.com/

Warrant: Aaron Hernandez Circled Victims Before 2012 Drive-By Murders
http://deadspin.com/warrant-aaron-hernandez-circled-victims-before-2012-dr-1497027015

What It Looks Like To Smoke Out Of A GameCube
http://kotaku.com/what-it-looks-like-to-smoke-out-of-a-gamecube-1494268295/@patriciahernandez

Great novels can change your life...and your brain
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/10553579/Great-novels-can-change-your-life...and-your-brain.html

story about young Wizard Bradley Beal getting walked to school by Nelly as a youth.
http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/08/nelly-used-to-walk-bradley-beal-to-school/

Trans fats backlash pushes U.S. butter consumption to a 40-year-high
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-butter-20140108,0,7405320.story#axzz2ppqL9jAe

Oklahoma man, Brad Davis, charged with killing stepfather with 'atomic wedgie', claims self-defense
http://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/oklahoma-man-brad-davis-charged-with-killing-stepfather-with-atomic-wedgie-in-self-defense

The Making of Colorado's Marijuana Millionaires
http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2014/01/04/the-making-of-colorados-marijuana-millionaires.aspx

Hall and Oates mixed with Wu Tang
https://soundcloud.com/scottmelker/wutangsmaneater?in=scottmelker/sets/ballin-oates

Steakcraft: Lessons and Observations From a Year in Steak
http://newyork.seriouseats.com/2014/01/steakcraft-year-in-steak-review.html

Solar Flares tonight
http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2014/01/08/solar_flare_gigantic_sunspot_unleashes_space_storm.html