Pissin' Egg Whites

Get your Frontline on, http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/view/

So I've seen this Red Lightning guy on the internet before but I didn't realize that he has a weird name to go along with his weird look. FRANKIE GRIZZLE-MALGRAT http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1912496-frankie-grizzle-malgrat-everything-you-need-to-know-about-fsus-red-lightning

McClain Tini - "Stay until the morning" (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pAGJeGOpig

McClain Tini - "They All Raise Their Glasses" (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-ksfXa6ySw

cool video of drawing
http://www.axelle.com/artists/beth-carter/

this just in
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-finishes-romantically-pairing-off-except-fo,34873/

mapping the brain
http://nyti.ms/1drkhC5

I love this: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dick-butt
and this is my favorite: http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2010/197/0/b/Dick_Butt_by_beyx.png

breaking down the polar vortex (cool graphics yallz)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/special/national/polar-vortex/?hpid=z1

Dirk Nowitzki LOLZ https://twitter.com/ConorTripler/status/420347054293282816/photo/1

Aliens exist! says Canada
http://fusion.net/modern_life/story/aliens-exist-canadas-defense-minister-358002

Michael Bay melts down, walks offstage during CES Samsung keynot
http://www.theverge.com/2014/1/6/5281542/watch-michael-bay-melt-down-onstage-at-ces

HAHAHAHH! WAIT FOR IT!  SO GOOD!  (Semi-NSFW)  "Men See Everything..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IM3r4OvPdE

Millennials Guide To Baby Boomers: A Response
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=C1a6M3dBNwc

Tribal warfare in Ecudor; "After all the people we killed, we felt dizzy" - http://www.newsweek.com/after-all-people-we-killed-we-felt-dizzy-225424
one excerpt "The man, Ompure, was dead when his distraught family members arrived. His wife, Buganey, was still alive, though barely. Four spears, each as thick as five fingers, pierced her torso. The agony of her dying moments was captured on a cell phone video. "Give me water, put water on my head," she screams. "I'm still alive, but I will die when you take this spear out of me."

Kid gets hit by home run, slowly realizes how much it hurts - http://digg.com/video/kid-gets-hit-by-home-run-slowly-realizes-how-much-it-hurts

This year's CES will look ridiculous in 2034 - http://paleofuture.gizmodo.com/heres-how-ridiculous-this-years-ces-will-look-in-2034-1495500665

Sushinomics: How bluefin tuna got to be worth more than $1 million - http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2014/01/sushinomics-how-bluefin-tuna-became-a-million-dollar-fish/282826/

I really like this photo: http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19bpw3cxmpnzwjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

This is some of my favorite Simpsons stuff. Plus, it comes from the Grimey episode, so its a two-fer. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x15mjhp_bart-s-factory_fun

GoT things to look forward to in 2014. The only one that matters is #3, that the Song of Ice and Fire Encyclopedia will be released in Oct 2014 and then that fat disgusting slob Martin can focus on the Winds of Winter.
http://www.hypable.com/2014/01/02/game-of-thrones-season-4-2014/

Monmouth Racetrack teller admits to placing betting vouches down women's shirts
http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2014/01/monmouth_racetrack_teller_admits_to_placing_betting_vouches_down_womens_shirts.html#incart_river_default

Dennis Rodman Interview On CNN Devolves Into Incoherent Yelling
http://www.businessinsider.com/dennis-rodmans-incoherent-yelling-on-cnn-2014-1
Here's the video: http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/07/world/asia/north-korea-dennis-rodman/index.html

Alan Richman: The 10 Best Cheesesteaks in Philadelphia
http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-feed/2014/01/alan-richman-10-best-cheesesteaks-in-philadelphia.html   (Philly Bros tell me this guy doesn't know what he's talking about)

Remember this weird board game? Crackers in My Bed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNbQ4KgwTxc

Reporter Fired For Remarks About Missing Woman On Live TV (NSFW audio)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83779837/  (It's fake)

CIA Lawyer: Waterboarding Wasn't Torture Then And Isn't Torture Now
http://www.npr.org/2014/01/07/260155065/cia-lawyer-waterboarding-wasnt-torture-then-and-isnt-torture-now

Of All The Left's Big Lies, 'Trickle Down' May Be The Biggest: http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorials-on-the-right/010614-685286-left-trots-out-trickle-down-bogey-man-but-it-is-a-lie.htm

The Facts About Income Inequality May Surprise You: http://www.realclearmarkets.com/articles/2014/01/07/the_facts_about_income_inequality_may_surprise_you_100830.html

More College Does Not Beget More Economic Prosperity: http://www.forbes.com/sites/georgeleef/2014/01/06/more-college-does-not-begetmore-economic-prosperity/

Girls Stuck in Things: http://thechive.com/2014/01/07/girls-stuck-in-things-23-photos/

D.C., Arlington make gayest-cities list
http://www.wtop.com/41/3537395/DC-Arlington-make-gayest-cities-list

Baby born inside freezing car in Fairfax County
http://www.wjla.com/articles/2014/01/baby-born-inside-freezing-car-in-fairfax-county-98968.html

Kid tapes firecrackers to his lips and lights them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ8bKTDkuIU

RG3 bragged to teammates he could influence Redskins owner Daniel Snyder
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/report-rgiii-bragged-teammates-could-influence-redskins-owner-161913377--nfl.html

family face mash-up http://www.ivillage.com/family-face-mashup-photography-brings-out-strong-resemblances/4-a-541693