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Meet The Cronut's Humble Offspring: The Doughscuit!
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2014/01/28/267602675/meet-the-cronuts-humble-offspring-the-doughscuit
 
Donut Party: http://donutfest.com/

Holy Fuck. This is probably the worst thing that could ever happen to a man - http://www.wtop.com/46/3552852/2-dead-after-shooting-stabbing-at-officers-home

A new low for the NFC East http://nypost.com/2014/01/30/eli-and-giants-created-fake-memorabilia-suit/

Katie Nolan from Fox Sport's 1 rips Rick Reilly http://deadspin.com/fox-sports-1s-katie-nolan-lays-waste-to-rick-reilly-1511802652

This is pretty wild story, the first one more so than the second. Snitchin to the highest degree possible. It would make a rapper's head explode.
http://www.npr.org/2014/01/28/267629161/in-israeli-prison-an-elaborate-theater-of-interrogation
http://www.npr.org/blogs/parallels/2014/01/28/267836867/a-palestinian-explains-why-he-worked-as-an-israeli-informant

New Korean Chicken place in DC
KoChix, where Korean fried chicken gets a sticky, open-ended approach
http://www.washingtonpost.com/goingoutguide/kochix-where-korean-fried-chicken-gets-a-sticky-open-ended-approach/2014/01/29/17ba7c7a-7f69-11e3-9556-4a4bf7bcbd84_story.html

A wild Corgi is spotted in his natural habitat that is a snow-fallen
http://i.imgur.com/QAaUM5I.jpg

MILF NSFW! http://i.imgur.com/cHO3Qxw.gif

SUPER HOT MILF #2 NSFW - http://i.imgur.com/vJOAQCg.jpg

Panty Melter - Bubble Blowing Belugas
http://i.imgur.com/qRF45Kp.gif

There is a satellite orbiting Earth that is to crash land in 8 million years, carrying a message addressed to the beings/humans and civilizations of the future. http://space.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/QuickLooks/lageosQL.html

Awesome commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvbEuPVtVNc

Giant boulder destroys building in Italy, another one misses by inches
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/giant-boulder-destroys-building-in-italy-misses-anothe-1511504057

The Men Of “Full House” Reunited To Help Jimmy Fallon With His Nightmares
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jordanzakarin/the-men-of-full-house-reunited-jimmy-fallon-o

Hamsters Playing Dead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjL4errqzl8#t=14

Silly Aerobic Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRscYVvEFt8

Daily Calorie Calculator For Males
http://www.csgnetwork.com/caloriesmalecalc.html

White House Must Address Petition to Deport Justin Bieber
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/white-house-address-petition-deport-justin-bieber/story?id=22284038

Horrified Man Suddenly Realizes He’s Putting Down Roots In Charlotte
http://www.theonion.com/articles/horrified-man-suddenly-realizes-hes-putting-down-r,35102/

Larger testicles = increased infidelity: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/10603957/Large-testicles-mean-greater-infidelity-research-finds.html

A McDonald's employee in Pittsburgh was arrested Wednesday after undercover police officers said they discovered her selling heroin in Happy Meal boxes, according to a criminal complaint. http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/29/justice/mcdonalds-happy-meals-heroin/

The worst free throw attempt I have ever seen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU-36yIUi_w#t

Crest Debuts Mint Chocolate, Lime Spearmint and Vanilla Mint Toothpaste Flavors
http://www.foodbeast.com/2014/01/29/crest-debuts-mint-chocolate-lime-spearmint-and-vanilla-mint-toothpaste-flavors/

Monster of Florence
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_of_Florence  Book: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monster_of_Florence:_A_True_Story

Seinfeld says some sort of reunion something in the works.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/30/seinfeld-reunion_n_4696506.html

Miss teen Colorado runner up 2012 does a porn and it looks very promising.
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/encore-blog-for-miss-colorado-teen-runner-up-kristy-althaus-and-her-porn-debut/