That ain't lube, das phlegm

President Obama would not let his son play football
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/1/21/5330598/president-obama-would-not-let-his-son-play-football-should-be

Shia LaBeouf's Girlfriend Looks Just Like Grumpy Cat
http://www.hollyscoop.com/shia-labeouf/shia-labeouf-s-girlfriend-looks-just-grumpy-cat.html

This. May. Be. Every. College. Bro's. Dream.
http://deadspin.com/osu-student-with-lisa-ann-gameday-sign-attends-porn-awa-1506267230/@samer

NSFW NSFW NSFW!
Yammy hot boob scene from True Detective Season 1, Episode 2
http://www.joblo.com/videos/movie-clips/daddario-nude-true-detective
and
http://imgur.com/a/SilxQ#0

Tarantino throws a fit:
http://www.businessinsider.com/quentin-tarantino-cancels-production-of-hateful-eight-2014-1

Top Hedge Funds: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-01-08/glenview-s-robbins-tops-hedge-fund-ranking-with-bet-on-obamacare.html
I watched Frontline's 'How to Catch a Trader' the other night and it was really good. Highly recommend it to you other bros, if you haven't seen it already

Philly decriminalizing pot? Yes please
http://mobile.philly.com/news/politics/?wss=/philly/news/politics&id=241375551&

Goofy Dude Tripping Out at a Music Festival
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6fKHAc3dzM&feature=youtu.be

Simmons has Wall as an All-Star starter:
http://grantland.com/features/our-nba-all-star-team/

Charles Barkley Kellen Winslow joke on Inside the NBA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T5QXQSsG51Q

Vitali Klitschko trying to break up protests in Ukraine, gets sprayed with fire extinguisher
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/01/klitschko-kiev-protest-fire-extinguisher/

QUEEN Movie update: http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/freddie-mercury-biopic-casts-lead-role-20131210

The 8 Biggest Film Box Office Disasters of All Time
http://wallstcheatsheet.com/stocks/the-8-biggest-film-box-office-disasters-of-all-time.html/?a=viewall

14 Heartbreakingly Adorable Quotes From Winnie-The-Pooh
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/19/winnie-the-pooh-quotes-_n_4610459.html

Dogs are BFF for life
http://imgur.com/gallery/rIuNDAl

Evil Cat: http://imgur.com/gallery/gK1rsfi

This was blasted yesterday, but the YouTube link was taken down... so i present to you, again, The Chubby Dancing Indian Boy: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhy8qftqa05mr73WPe

New Steakhouse coming to Washington, D.C.
http://www.joes.net/

Vince Young files for bankruptcy
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10332961/vince-young-former-nfl-texas-longhorns-quarterback-files-bankruptcy

Florida teen in X-rated videos can return to school after suspension
http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/21/us/florida-teen-suspended-porn/index.html?hpt=hp_inthenews  (oh, Florida? nooooooo)

Snow-Trapped Drunk Man Makes Craigslist Plea for Emergency Taco Bell
http://gawker.com/snow-trapped-drunk-man-makes-craigslist-plea-for-emerge-1506473568

Keeping things kempt down there is provign to be a challenge
http://www.newrepublic.com/article/116263/pubic-hair-grooming-injuries-have-quintupled

Warren Buffett always wanted to buy the Redskins
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24417075/warren-buffett-always-wanted-to-buy-the-redskins

Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef: Cops cited student, 18, after she elbowed boy, 13, in testicles http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex-on-school-bus-687543

Tallest waterslide in the world looks like it will be fucking dangerous/totally amazing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SdKI6WS7ghE

Denver weed maps --> https://weedmaps.com/dispensaries/in/colorado/denver-north

Some over-simplified but worthy political commentary to slip into the day's blast on this relatively linkless day. www.dailykos.com/story/2012/06/26/1103368/-The-One-Comic-That-Explains-Just-How-Screwed-America-Is?detail=email/?_nospa=true