Cardamon Flavored Butt-Toots

Members Of Opening Band Walking Among Crowd During Intermission Like Gods Among Men

http://www.theonion.com/articles/members-of-opening-band-walking-among-crowd-during,33398/

Scientists Have Created a Malaria Vaccine That's 100% Effective
http://gizmodo.com/scientists-have-created-a-malaria-vaccine-thats-100-e-1069393748

Professor Keeps His Job After It's Revealed That He Shot And Killed His Family At Age 15
http://www.businessinsider.com/professor-report-shot-killed-family-2013-8

Funny CL Ad for a yoga mat
http://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-3153/Hilarious-Yoga-Mat-for-Sale-Ad-on-Craigslist.html

This is my new favorite CAT GIF (reminds me of Garfield)
http://i.imgur.com/1xkr40M.jpg

REVERSE GOLD DIGGER
Billionaire widow of Apple founder Steve Jobs 'finds love' two years after his death with former D.C. mayor Adrian Fenty
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2387615/Billionaire-widow-Apple-founder-Steve-Jobs-finds-love-nearly-years-death-Washington-mayor-Adrian-Fenty-bonding-passion-education-reform.html

Smart Russian Man who created own credit card sues bank for not sticking to terms
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/borrowing/creditcards/10231556/Man-who-created-own-credit-card-sues-bank-for-not-sticking-to-terms.html

The Builders of This Spanish Skyscraper Forgot the Elevator
http://gizmodo.com/the-builders-of-this-spanish-skyscraper-forgot-the-elev-1065152844

Richard Branson and Elon Musk on fear, failure, and reinventing the future
http://venturebeat.com/2013/08/08/richard-branson-and-elon-musk-on-fear-failure-and-reinventing-the-future/

Oprah Winfrey 'was victim of racism' in Switzerland
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23626340

Best dog grooming I've ever done seen: http://i.imgur.com/l2wvFO5.jpg

Bro Feeling On Some Tittie At The PGA Championship
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/bro-feeling-on-some-tittie-at-the-pga-championship/

Puppy + Bunny = Panty Melter
http://imgur.com/a/brzzs

DC now has UberX --> http://blog.uber.com/2013/08/08/dc-uberx-is-arriving-now/

Homeland Season 3 Official Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXOUIsu-E0Q

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement
http://www.theonion.com/articles/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove,33427/?ref=auto

OOOOOh Mitt! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsTAKhgtmvA

This "Breaking Bad" Theory Is Pretty Mindblowing (SPOILER ALERT IF YOU'RE NOT UP-TO-DATE)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/this-breaking-bad-theory-is-pretty-mindblowing