Fwd: Scrambled Eggs b/w The Legs

Ferrante & Teicher Midnight Cowboy (Chill song)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=payWL0Y8Dd4&feature=youtu.be

Asking 100 Girls For Sex (Social Experiment) -- Yesterday we blasted the opposite. This is why girls can't "be flirty" at the bar and guys can. just saying.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxyySRgrYsU

How To Get ANY Girl's Phone Number
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0ZZo5zdmag

Woman Flattered Complete Stranger Would Say Something So Nice About Her Tits
http://www.theonion.com/articles/woman-flattered-complete-stranger-would-say-someth,33304/

LOLZ http://www.theonion.com/articles/bashar-alassad-introduces-syrian-bikesharing-progr,33320/

Nike Releases New Greg Odens
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nike-releases-new-greg-odens,33262/

Brutal beating caught on video in Springfield
www.myfoxdc.com/story/22973392/brutal-beating-caught-on-video-in-springfield

One way to look at it: Citing George Zimmerman's Acquittal As a Reason to Repeal 'Stand Your Ground' Laws Is a Non Sequitur
http://reason.com/blog/2013/07/29/citing-george-zimmermans-acquittal-as-a

Cop Fired for Speaking Out Against Ticket and Arrest Quotas
http://reason.com/reasontv/2013/07/24/how-quotas-pervert-police-priorities-fir
(This makes me angry)

A Blacklist Delays Book on Iran
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/01/garden/a-blacklist-delays-book-on-iran.html?src=dayp&_r=1&

American Hustle Trailer (new movie w/ good cast)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhB6o3Dtwjs&feature=youtu.be

Uruguay MPs back marijuana legalisation bill
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23516966

"Breaking Bad" Superfan Warren Buffett Says Walter White "Is A Great Businessman"
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jordanzakarin/breaking-bad-warren-buffett-says-walter-white-is-a

Interesting connections between happiness, meaning and health:
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/08/for-better-health-find-meaning/278250/

Aging animals
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/07/130730-aging-animals-fish-cats-science-primate-oldest-animal-clam/

Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa - Official Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MSrAwfagG4&feature=youtu.be

Extreme Homeless Man Makeover! This will get ya in the feels.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=rsIOoXG_gmo

NSFW - Mexicana flight attendants posed for Playboy after losing their jobs (NSFW)
http://www.mizozo.com/entertainment/04/2011/09/mexicana-flight-attendants-pose-for-playboy-nsfw.html

Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food (SFW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=q64hTNEj6KQ

This motherfucker has 11.2 million subscribers and makes a god damn living off his YouTube Channel.... i give up.. fuckin A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yMmqckmV5E

The largest photo ever taken of Tokyo is zoomable, and it is glorious
http://io9.com/the-largest-photo-ever-taken-of-tokyo-is-zoomable-and-975127382

New Ryan Kerrigan commercial http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/08/01/ryan-kerrigans-new-thompson-creek-ad/

Great piece of furniture for any home
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/fuo/3969228499.html

Baby Born on Metro Platform Leads to Plenty of Twitter Jokes: Washingtonians' reactions to the news of a baby born at L'Enfant Plaza Thursday. http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/capitalcomment/local-news/baby-born-on-metro-platform-leads-to-plenty-of-twitter-jokes.php

Cop Car Runs Over Skateboarder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzDfMPe40n8&list=TL97IF9tG3PRU

More on the hot brunette from that blurred lines video: http://thechive.com/2013/08/01/you-probably-guessed-this-was-coming-emily-ratajkowski-25-photos/

I had a rough night, and I hate the f@cking Eagles, man:
http://www.businessinsider.com/american-tourist-dead-refuses-hotel-california-2013-8 and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-vwPuiILBc

Food Porn
http://www.buzzfeed.com/christinebyrne/31-amazing-things-to-cook-in-august

Google 'Pressure Cookers' and 'Backpacks,' Get a Visit from the Cops
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/08/government-knocking-doors-because-google-searches/67864/

This is a pointless article cause the Nats suck and who cares anymore but the stuff at the bottom of it with RG3 and Jordan Peele is kind of funny http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/08/01/mike-rizzo-on-drew-storen-i-think-we-handled-it-perfectly/

Half of these are probably fake and Im sure something similar has been blasted before, but here's a list of autocorrects that really got me LOL'ing:
http://seriouslyforreal.com/funny/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year/

Female driver:
http://i.imgur.com/7q7K4FB.gif

Chill beats for your weekend: https://soundcloud.com/cityfox/foxcast-1-adriatique (chill song)

This: http://deadspin.com/eagles-wr-riley-cooper-at-concert-i-will-fight-every-979470075 resutled in this: http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/08/01/mccoy-on-cooper-i-cant-respect-a-guy-like-that/


'Send A Dildo To Vladimir Putin' Facebook Group Suggests LGBTs Protest Russian President
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/01/vladimir-putin-dildos-lgbt-russia_n_3689595.html

Couple of FC articles on FB:
http://www.fastcompany.com/3015151/fast-feed/see-how-the-sun-never-sets-on-facebooks-empire
and
http://www.fastcompany.com/1684864/banned-pot-leaf-image-facebook-pushes-us-morals-world