Charcuterie Board of Lies

Bill Gates and patent trolls have brainstorming sessions where they generate '50 great ideas for a startup', patent them, implement none of them, then wait to extort anyone who tries to

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/08/bill-gates-still-helping-known-patent-trolls-obtain-more-patents/

Roger Sterling's Best One Liners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp0i-IFLt3k

Sears pulls bondage wear from website
http://money.msn.com/now/post--sears-pulls-bondage-wear-from-website

This shit blows my mind... The surprising ages of the Founding Fathers on July 4, 1776
http://kottke.org/13/08/the-surprising-ages-of-the-founding-fathers-on-july-4-1776

This story may turn you on...
Prosecutors offer plea deal to teen charged in sexual relations with younger girl
http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/14/justice/florida-teen-sex-case/index.html?sr=fb081513teensexcase930a

The Cannibal Warlords of Liberia (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRuSS0iiFyo

I Dream of Shushi Guy's (Jiro Ono) Apprentice is Opening a Place in NYC:
http://ny.eater.com/archives/2013/08/a_former_apprentice_of_jiro_ono_is_coming_to_the_west_village.php

someone was stabbed at the Reef in AdMo and its closed indefinitely:
http://www.popville.com/2013/08/the-reef-closure-upgrade-to-indefinite-after-weekend-stabbing/

The Eagles' Greatest Hit: Alison Ellwood's epic documentary perfectly captures the rise and fall of a famous band  BY BILL SIMMONS
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9562051/the-eagles-greatest-hit

olinguito = NEW MAMMAL:
http://web.ncsu.edu/abstract/updates/df-newcarnivore/?utm_campaign=Argyle%2BSocial-2013-08&utm_medium=Argyle%2BSocial&utm_source=twitter&utm_term=2013-08-15-14-36-17

Why Canned Beer Is Better Than Bottled Beer
http://www.slate.com/blogs/business_insider/2013/08/15/canned_beer_is_better_than_bottled_beer.html