Slippery when wet

Silly GIF ragging on ole Miley Cyrus

http://31.media.tumblr.com/cc3f076ed51ab58d61a9f0fcf74549cc/tumblr_ms5th1jwpJ1ru5h8co1_500.gif

Richard Feynman was divorced for doing too much calculus (Great quick bio)
http://www.theguardian.com/science/2011/may/15/quantum-man-richard-feynman-review

The Pussy Snorkel (semi-NSFW)
http://i.imgur.com/jUBObvS.jpg

The 30 Best Miley Cyrus VMA Memes — Feat. Hank Hill's Butt
http://www.heavy.com/social/2013/08/miley-cyrus-vma-2013-memes-reactions-funny/2/

METS Bro love: http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/super-page/i-need-a-hug-too/

This is fascinating Reddit AMA with some Colorado cops regarding their new marijuana laws:
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1l4nuv/iama_matt_murray_chief_of_staff_for_the_denver/

This will get you in the feels...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaORkxtO-3o

very mildly NSFW (don't be a pussy) A real wang-lifter of a gif --> http://31.media.tumblr.com/17a4315ef2d0777b25d642979b8245d2/tumblr_mpq1v6G2XS1sv6ur0o1_500.gif

Syria Defiant: "We Will Defend Ourselves Using All Means Available"
http://gawker.com/obama-orders-release-of-report-justifying-air-strike-in-1205362037/1206627754

THE D.C. Taxicab Commission has promulgated rules that threaten to make it harder for Uber and other car-dispatch enterprises to offer new services.  http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-dc-taxicab-commissions-uber-problem/2013/08/26/a0538428-0b38-11e3-9941-6711ed662e71_story.html

Dispatch From The Future: Uber To Purchase 2,500 Driverless Cars From Google
http://techcrunch.com/2013/08/25/uberauto/

Breaking Bad Spoiler (sort of) - Hank and Marie Watch The Video Music Awards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8UUD3zyu7Ek#t=14

Washington DC to bid for 2024 Summer Olympics
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/OLY_DC_2024?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-08-27-09-51-11

Some of you may have been there... liquor store 1 block from my house...
"Good Libations" sells business to new buyer, new buyer remodels, takes out bulletproof glass, re-opens for business, gets robbed twice in one 24 hour period http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/liquor-store-in-mount-vernon-robbed-twice/2013/08/23/5144e32e-0c21-11e3-9941-6711ed662e71_story.html
and http://www.popville.com/2013/08/newly-opened-kiflus-liquors-wine-spirits-robbed-twice-in-24-hours/

Dude does crazy wedding proposal!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gnPJ3GYQG8

Tortellini, The Dumpling Inspired By Venus' Navel
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/08/27/210555719/tortellini-the-dumpling-inspired-by-venus-navel
and there is an app for that: https://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=676588559&mt=8

Simple (some would say lame) USA hockey jerseys
http://deadspin.com/u-s-olympic-hockey-jerseys-revealed-1207854014

For movie buffs: http://www.rogerebert.com/mzs/from-the-archives-the-first-profile-of-wes-anderson-and-owen-wilson

For Stephen King/Dark Tower nerds
http://www.cafepress.com/stephenking/10323400  and http://www.cafepress.com/stephenking/10319339

Couple Caught Having Sex On Soccer Pitch
http://deadspin.com/couple-caught-having-sex-on-soccer-pitch-1208001517
"No word on whether the man was able to get off a blooter in time."

New Madden 25 Commercial Spot - Running Back Sons:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qrrAxD7hOM

This one really made me LOLZ. Goldman Sachs Announces They're Blowing Up A Nursing Home And There's Nothing Anyone Can Do About It
http://www.theonion.com/articles/goldman-sachs-announces-theyre-blowing-up-a-nursin,33612/

Spiller's gonna be running with a chip on his shoulder this year - http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/c-j-spiller-leaves-buffalo-bills-family-tragic-160210850.html

The New Fiery Doritos Locos Taco Is a Triumph of Human Ingenuity and the Best Bargain in Fast Food Today http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/08/22/fiery_doritos_locos_taco.html?wpisrc=obnetwork

Zombie fighting bike
http://uncrate.com/stuff/realtree-x-cogburn-cb4-hunting-bike/

holy cow... this is crazy... especially read the section under "Hitman"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Solonik

This is what $50 Million can buy you:
http://www.trulia.com/property/3094301454-5880-Lake-Wildcat-Rd-Snowmass-Village-CO-81615?ecampaign=con_eyecandy&eurl=http%3A%2Fwww.trulia.com%2Fproperty%2F3094301454-5880-Lake-Wildcat-Rd-Snowmass-Village-CO-81615#photo-28

Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! : Child Showcase (real weird)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6UWhP0Jxis

15 Mistakes Guys Are Making With Their Suits
www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/27/suit-mistakes_n_3814204.html