Chewbacca-esque Pubes in my Arugula Salad

This is how the Nats won last night http://www.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?topic_id=28033182&content_id=23685139&c_id=was

For the layman, the DENNIS system (highly effective)
http://itsalwayssunny.wikia.com/wiki/The_D.E.N.N.I.S._System

Francis Higgins took it upon himself to provide amazing color commentary to the Olympic sailing race. This is the honey badger of Olympic commentary.
http://kottke.org/12/08/some-boats-in-a-race

Not sure if any of you read The Corner, but the main kid in the book just died.
http://davidsimon.com/deandre-mccullough-1977-2012/

McDonald's Has Curly Fries? Get these in the USA now!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/foodbeast/mcdonalds-curly-fries-philippines_b_1739341.html

Summer Olympians homes.  Pretty big disparity between LeBron's house and the fencer's.  I think the Williams sisters take the cake in size though.  http://www.forbes.com/pictures/mhj45imke/introduction-24/

This is fucking bullshit... Apple just wants to make more money. What am i going to do w/ all my extra chargers?!
http://www.macrumors.com/2012/08/06/apples-smaller-dock-connector-reportedly-coming-to-entire-ios-lineup-including-ipad-this-fall/

Michael Phelps' new GF: http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20612225_20618779,00.html?PID=4166869

This is the way to get the season started!!
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/8239546/new-york-jets-players-brawl-fans-team-practice

This is the song i like to listen to after banging a new girl for the first time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Ffn6E5AIQ  (thanks James) (chill song)

Angry Geese
http://cstv.uwaterloo.ca/2012/04/angry-geese.html

Savage Living - Life on the Otherside
http://www.vice.com/savages/savage-living-life-on-the-otherside

Rex Ryan tears into fighting Jets
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/8242901/rex-ryan-rips-new-york-jets-another-camp-scuffle

Photographer crosses America to record the weird and woolly winners of dog grooming pageants
 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2184796/A-cut-Photographer-crosses-America-record-weird-woolly-winners-dog-grooming-pageants.html#ixzz22se0xWfE

Ha, Conan used to be a lot more weird and funny- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STYsEXiuruU&feature=related

There is nothing particularly interesting or funny about this video, but GOOD GOD i would love to go down on Nina Dobrev: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=Qp3saukwgvU

One Simple Thing You Should Do Right Now to Keep Hackers From Destroying Your Digital Life
http://gawker.com/5932492/one-simple-thing-you-should-do-right-now-to-keep-hackers-from-destroying-your-digital-life

This Is The Cutest Picture Of A Baby Gorilla You Will Ever See (panty melter)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/samir/this-is-the-cutest-picture-of-a-baby-gorilla-you-w

Best Of Ryan Lochte Derp Meme
http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/best-of-ryan-lochte-derp-meme

New Corny-ish movie about surfing with Gerard Butler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUP_ZZYLMK0

Iranian Domination in all things Manly
http://stats.washingtonpost.com/olympics/medals.asp?country=IRI

Baby elephant scampers to keep up with family.
http://www.wimp.com/elephantscampers/

Dude breaks into houses and gives random dudes BJs! 
http://www.vibe.com/content/popular-party-dj-caught-breaking-homes-and-giving-men-blowjobs-while-they-sleep