Tally-Man, Tally me bananaaaaas

A wide range of facial expressions (Reminds me of a friend of mine... loves the open-mouth smile)  http://i.imgur.com/1rOUL.gif

It's that time of the year when athletes are getting arrested (Next 5 links):
 
http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/8172124/dez-bryant-dallas-cowboys-arrested-domestic-violence-charge
 
http://news.yahoo.com/jason-kidd-arrested-drunk-driving-charge-accident-193410439--nba.html
 
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8172649/seattle-seahawks-rb-marshawn-lynch-arrested-investigation-dui
 
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8168605/elvis-dumervil-denver-broncos-arrested-miami-saturday

http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/8173444/dez-bryant-dallas-cowboys-allegedly-assaulted-mom-police-say

Mashed Potato Dispenser at 7-Eleven
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/7-11-mashed-potato-machine_n_1676732.html

Lego 5 Speed Manual Transmission
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boFiuQ1dbJk&feature=related

New Movie with Nick Nolte, Sean Penn, and Ryan Gosling (looks badass)
http://gangstersquad.warnerbros.com/#

chill song - It sounds like music you would want playing while you are losing your virginity at the prom in 1985:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meXqZyMqAJU

Warin's favorite song, DEVIN- YOU'RE MINE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obSyjnkcti8

Deer with rabies kicks LaVale woman in the face
http://times-news.com/local/x1447686627/Deer-with-rabies-kicks-LaVale-woman-in-the-face

Sovereign State - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schengen_Agreement

Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At California Airport
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1675767.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular  (why isn't he doing porn??)

Angry otter attacks!
http://deadspin.com/5926447/?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Median household income across the country (another reason we are in a good spot in the DC area)
http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2012/07/16/156688596/what-americans-earn?utm_source=fp&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=20120716

Gambling coming to MD
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/maryland-politics/post/md-casino-deliberations-to-continue-a-few-more-days/2012/07/17/gJQAsGgArW_blog.html

more universities adding free online classes to coursera:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/17/education/consortium-of-colleges-takes-online-education-to-new-level.html?_r=1&ref=us

Plane Flying Above Penn State Warns: "Take Down The Statue Or We Will"
http://deadspin.com/5926679/plane-flying-above-penn-state-warns-take-down-the-statue-or-we-will

Cool video of plastic army men dancing to jazz, chill song too
http://vimeo.com/26645299#

NBC's Today Hosts Michael Vick In-Studio, Confuses Him For Jerrod Johnson
http://deadspin.com/5926612/nbcs-today-hosts-michael-vick-in+studio-confuses-him-for-jerrod-johnson

Where Is the Woman Who Allegedly Had Hot Lesbian Sex With Florida's Lieutenant Governor in Her Office?
http://gawker.com/5926646/where-is-the-woman-who-allegedly-had-hot-lesbian-sex-with-floridas-lieutenant-governor-in-her-office

50 highest paid USA athletes
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/specials/fortunate50-2012/index.html?iid=EL

Get the lotion out! Holly Mangold interview! Fap fap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4MIjbRs6jg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Hottest CEO of Fortune 500 company
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/new-yahoo-ceo-google-marissa-mayer-pregnant-article-1.1116079

NSFW! THIS BUTT IS (CHRONICLES OF) RIDIC!!!!!
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/guess-that-ass-347/#more-47745

Cabbie in Philly takes a dump on the street
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/philly-cab-driver-takes-huge-secret-shit-on-sidewalk-video/