Ground control to Major Tom

NSFW - Trolling Wannabe Porn Stars - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e97NLYlXiJ4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Joe Paternos Letter to his Players
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/8157705/penn-state-nittany-lions-joe-paterno-defends-football-program-pre-death-letter
and
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/8157919/penn-state-nittany-lions-text-joe-paterno-letter-december-2011

Pauline Potter Weight Loss: World's Heaviest Woman Loses 98 Pounds With Marathon Sex
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/10/pauline-potter-weight-loss-worlds-heaviest-woman_n_1662919.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Bob Dylan's Guitar May Have Been in New Jersey Attic
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/electric-guitar-bob-dylan-played-live-jersey-womans/story?id=16756688#.T_7ROvXfLTp

Louis CK on next iPhone - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7d-AGMMcsQ

That "gateway drug" you were looking for? We've found it!
http://news.ufl.edu/2012/07/10/alcohol-gateway/

NSFW! https://vimeo.com/35993102 - Centripetal Force is okay

OH! It was a woman driver??? Shocking!
http://imgur.com/gallery/smDOh

Five Ways Romney Can Own 'Outsourcer-in-Chief'
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-07-11/five-ways-romney-can-own-outsourcer-in-chief-.html

Is there any city in CA that won't end up bankrupt? http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-san-bernardino-bankruptcy-20120712,0,2433019.story

How Amazon's ambitious new push for same-day delivery will destroy local retail.
http://www.slate.com/articles/business/small_business/2012/07/amazon_same_day_delivery_how_the_e_commerce_giant_will_destroy_local_retail_.html

Why Is a 98.6-Degree Day So Miserable?
We can't maintain a normal body temperature in air as warm as we are.
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2012/07/my_body_temperature_is_98_6_degrees_so_why_is_98_6_degree_air_unbearable.html

Special Delivery: Why the Fat Boys still matter.
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2012/07/fat_boys_debut_album_re_issued_why_the_rap_group_still_matters_.html

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Long Promo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=526iGwVdp6o&feature=youtu.be

Cat video film festival to celebrate web's furriest virals
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-18795123

Video of traffic fence collapsing in China: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/9395080/Traffic-fence-in-China-collapses-like-row-of-dominoes.html

The new fashion - twisted testicles (literally...SFW): http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/article/TMG9393537/Fashion-for-tight-jeans-is-increasing-testicular-problems-among-men.html

Semi-NSFW
Gisele Bundchen's naked ambition is laid bare in daring nude beach shoot for Vogue Paris
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2172589/Gisele-Bundchens-naked-ambition-laid-bare-daring-nude-beach-shoot-Vogue-Paris.html#ixzz20QlacQKe

American Comeback brewing:
http://www.economist.com/node/21558576

Man Assaults Girlfriend with Steak Sauce over 'Fifty Shades of Grey'
http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/07/12/man-assaults-girlfriend-with-steak-sauce-over-fifty-shades-of-grey/?iid=nf-article-mostpop1#ixzz20RQuhQ1S

US Olympic Team Uniforms designed by Ralph Lauren are Made in China -  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18822107

Suicide by Tiger
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2171984/Man-21-eaten-alive-tiger-enclosure-breaking-zoo-night-suspected-suicide.html

Cool pics of 2012 running w/ the bulls  (I could J.O. to picture #6)
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2012/07/the-running-of-the-bulls-2012/100334/