Higgs Boson Caliber Facial

Tom Arnold's sister used to be the biggest drug dealer in the United States. Called the "Meth Queen"
http://www.thefix.com/content/how-americas-meth-queen-melted-down?page=all

The Avengers caused a notable increase in shawarma sales
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/food-for-men/avengers-boosts-shawarma-sales-8707403

Louie's doing real gewd!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/09/louie-season-3-ratings_n_1659582.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

Hottest Weekend Ever Weather Report
http://www.break.com/index/hottest-weekend-ever-weather-report-2342793

Somebody buy a lake house, then buy one of these: http://uncrate.com/stuff/wibit-sports-park-60/

DC Bros that love the baller lifestyle at non-baller prices, please sign this petition: http://www.change.org/petitions/dc-council-strike-down-the-minimum-fare-language-from-the-uber-amendment?utm_campaign=share_button_mobile&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=share_petition
UPDATE: It's working! http://dcist.com/2012/07/cheh_shelves_uber_amendment_after_b.php


Watch Bruce Springsteen Dance Onstage With His Daughter
 http://www.rollingstone.com/music/videos/watch-bruce-springsteen-dance-onstage-with-his-daughter-20120709#ixzz20EGZpYTc
(I'd bang his daughter... pic of her: http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Jessica+Springsteen/Equestrian+Aid+Foundation+Benefit/gSojfOMwRL7)

This is supposed to be a really great article for WFAN fans.  Haven't read it yet.. really long. 
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8016912/don-imus-mike-mad-dog-fall-rise-first-all-sports-talk-station-wfan

Eating The Placenta: January Jones Does It, But Not All Moms On Board
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/27/eating-the-placenta_n_1383046.html
(So i just got into Mad Men, and apparently Betty Draper loves to eat shit that falls out of her pussy)

DC's H street Atlas District is growing new veiny balls
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/e3a9af72-b611-11e1-a511-00144feabdc0.html#axzz1zTv4u6W8

Now Go Get Your Shine Box
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwYj9gQoaug

Lil Wayne's Mom Got Married And The Wedding Looks Awesome
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/lil-waynes-mom-got-married-and-the-wedding-looks

Jean Claude Van Damm makes snow angels
http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/jean-claude-van-damme-making-snow-angels

Clam Eats Salt  (this video makes me want to pour salt in my butthole, then place a clam atop my coin-slot and patiently wait for the action)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmwnworT5W0&feature=plcp

Zombie fighting kit: http://www.opticsplanet.com/zero-zombie-kit.html

Beer for Dogs: http://bowserbeer.com/bowserbeer6packs/

Cool little short film, 15 SHOTS
http://vimeo.com/44905150

Tom Cruise Thanks Third Wife for Silence About His Craziness and Love of Dudes with Divorce Settlement
http://gawker.com/5924493/tom-cruise-thanks-third-wife-for-silence-about-his-craziness-and-love-of-dudes-with-divorce-settlement

ScarJo Butt (Semi NSFW) http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/guess-that-ass-342/#more-46992

Snoopy Dance - http://snoopy-dance.com/

Poor Bulldogs: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/27/magazine/can-the-bulldog-be-saved.html?_r=2&emc=eta1

More evidence of the zombie apocalypse
http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2012-07-10/story/naked-man-arrested-after-rampage-and-attack-st-augustine

hahaha! these photos are great
http://wildammo.com/2012/06/21/brazzers-logo-45-innocent-photos-rebranded/?utm_source=reddit.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=RA6b#1

all the chicks from ESPN the mag the body issue
http://egotastic.com/photos/espn-2012-body-issue/