Life is a Dry Handjob

Why do smart kids grow up to be heavier drinkers?
http://theweek.com/article/index/208561/why-do-smart-kids-grow-up-to-be-heavier-drinkers

Silly cat! http://i.minus.com/iM0NBqbDTrtrb.gif

Fantastic Joke! http://i.imgur.com/8IWdd.png

The Most Annoying, Pretentious And Useless Business Jargon
http://www.forbes.com/sites/groupthink/2012/01/26/the-most-annoying-pretentious-and-useless-business-jargon/

Bill Murray actin a fool at the Charleston Riverdogs game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4t3dVd9Fhs&feature=player_embedded

Wow. A 34-year old just bought the Memphis Grizzlies. Wow.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_J._Pera

Father kills man sexually abusing his daughter
http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/11/justice/texas-abuser-killed/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

2012 AIA Housing Awards For Architecture
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/11/2012-aia-housing-awards_n_1587506.html?ref=culture&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000008

Make the most out of your mornings (that doesn't mean tugging one out pre-shower)
http://www.fastcompany.com/1839987/what-the-most-successful-people-do-before-breakfast

this is the intramural equivalent of hitting a walk off grand slam in the WS
http://deadspin.com/5917678/the-best-ending-to-a-national-kickball-tournament-match-youll-ever-see

Subway rat attacks woman on A train (this is why no food is allowed on DC Metro)
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/eek_subway_rat_attacks_woman_on_5AUj3bSeUBr6fob6v0EyEP

Rihanna's DARK nipples  (Semi-NSFW)
http://theybf.com/2012/06/12/spotted-rihanna-shops-it-up-in-nippy-new-york

Star Wars + Escher + LEGO = Nerd Nirvana
http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/unplugged/star-wars-escher-lego-nerd-nirvana-211625668.html

NSFW- Reggie Watts - "Fuck Shit Stack"  (been blasted before)  Put on headphones.
http://vimeo.com/13897452

oh man, this bitch LOVES luc robitialle
http://larrybrownsports.com/hockey/kings-fan-luke-robitaille-armpit-tattoo/141208#more-141208

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A women goes to her doctor and he notices she has a black eye. He asks her about it and she breaks down crying and says her husband comes home drunk and beats her all the time. The Doctor says well I will fix that for you... next time he comes home drunk, drink this and gargle it till he goes to sleep. One month later she goes back to the doctor happy and bruise free and asks what was in that mouthwash? Nothing, You just needed to shut the fuck up.
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Erin Andrews in bikini http://www.terezowens.com/erin-andrews-hits-the-beach-in-full-bikini/

The Dream Will Never Die: An Oral History of the Dream Team
 http://www.gq.com/sports/profiles/201207/dream-team-20th-anniversary-1992-olympics-usa-basketball#ixzz1xb9Yw17H

Great words to live by: http://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/canvas1.png

Student Loans: Cities Offering to Pay Debt to Gain Young Residents
http://gma.yahoo.com/student-loans-cities-offering-pay-debt-gain-young-204138733--abc-news-money.html

Cats and Rihanna: Both Just Don't Give a Fuck
http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/d2640c0d06/cats-and-rihanna-both-just-don-t-give-a-fuck

Philly Phanatic sued by Abington woman over alleged pool horseplay
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/20120612_Phanatic_sued_by_Abington_woman_over_alleged_pool_horseplay.html?cmpid=124488459

This plant is dependent on twitter to live:
http://prostheticknowledge.tumblr.com/post/24962465143/jarroselaplante-project-connects-twitter-to-a

Bongo Man Byfield Bongo Man (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdwYTibSe-w

NSFW - Erin Andrews sex tape: http://www.nokenny.com/sex-tape-erin-andrews.html

For all Simpson's Fans
http://snpp.com/

Oregon hospital patient likely has bubonic plague from flea
http://www.whas11.com/news/158590095.html

Is that Couden?
http://failbook.failblog.org/2012/06/12/funny-facebook-fails-you-still-look-gorgeous-bro-how-do-you-do-it/

Panty Melter - Otter Pups Swim Lesson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpTqV6LPl8c&list=FLoTQQ12RlvVTOLYEnS7QXsg&index=7&feature=plpp_video

Apple 2012 design winners
https://developer.apple.com/wwdc/awards/