The Ferngully of BroBlasts

High voltage: The moment woman hallucinating on super-strength cannabis scales 40ft electricity pylon and clings to it for two hours
 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2162558/Czech-woman-scales-electricity-pylon-hallucinating-super-strength-skunk-cannabis.html#ixzz1yuQG2iOE

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chockablock \CHOK-uh-BLOK\, adjective:
1. Extremely full; crowded; jammed.
2. Nautical. Having the blocks drawn close together, as when the tackle is hauled to the utmost.
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Taken 2 Trailer: Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife
http://www.vulture.com/2012/06/taken-2-trailer-liam-neeson.html
to see actual trailer, click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpaT8NzkLgE

Now you can take pics of that dong you're sucking on backstage at your music festival
http://designtaxi.com/news/352840/Concept-Design-For-Instagram-Sunglasses-See-The-World-In-Filters/  (Safe for work)

ScarJo will make your wang explode
http://www.chacha.com/gallery/3609/sexy-starlet-scarlett-johansson

example 1,034,150 why lebron is a douche: wearing a tshirt with your own face on it
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/miami-heat-party-club-liv-pictures/143046#more-143046

100 sharks eating a dead whale close to shore = worst beach day ever?
http://io9.com/5920393/100-sharks-eating-a-dead-whale-close-to-shore--worst-beach-day-ever

If these glorified and socially accepted hookers actually give all their Twitter followers BJs, then i'm signing up for Twitter....fuck...
http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/06/porn-stars-angelina-castro-sara-jay-bj-pledge-miami-heat

This will ruin your day and your dick will hate you (Kate Upton GIFS) (SEMI NSFW)
http://www.barstoolu.com/#random-thoughts/kate-upton-gq-gif-collection/

Really Chill Song - Everest - Into the Grey
http://soundcloud.com/buzzbands/everest-into-the-grey

Sandusky's lawyer acting like Lionel Hutz.
http://mobile.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2012/6/22/3111389/joe-amendola-jerry-sandusky-lawyer

El Presidente en Nueva York
http://video.nytimes.com/video/2012/06/22/nyregion/100000001621191/when-the-president-comes-to-new-york.html?hp

This is how 28 days later started
http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/21/politics/bio-germ-investigation/index.html

Kidnapping pregnant women in rural China to kill their babies:
http://www.economist.com/node/21557369

Pictures of the Olympic torch's journey through England:
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2012/06/the-2012-olympic-flame-halfway-to-london/100325/

Carpe diem:
http://www.fastcompany.com/1840798/what-will-you-do-with-your-3-chances-in-life

Indoor Smokeless BBQ
http://ideacious.com/details2000000064.htm

New Woody Allen movie, To Rome With Love Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIbYqxqtP38

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makebate \MEYK-beyt\, noun:

A person who causes contention or discord.
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Texas fisherman prevails in epic battle with enormous alligator gar
http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/33939/texas+fisherman+prevails+in+epic+battle+with+enormous+alligator+gar/

is it insenstive of me to say, "they're just fucking dogs..."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/tv/one-nation-under-dog-we-think-theyre-people/2012/06/14/gJQATAXseV_story.html

Facebook update
http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-facebook-edit-comments-20120622,0,4063235.story

I knew Tony Parker was involved in that Drake-Chris Brown fight... but I think this is new that he's suing the club for $20 million
http://www.vulture.com/2012/06/tony-parker-is-suing-over-the-drake-brown-fight.html?mid=twitter_nymag  and Drake in DC
http://hiphopmorning.com/News/drake-buys-40-bottles-dc-club-eden-lounge

This all seems ridiculous to me.  Put a fucking bullet in his head and say good riddance.
 http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/22/world/europe/norway-breivik-trial/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Colorado congressman questions DEA on marijuana policy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFgrB2Wmh5s&feature=g-all-f  (THIS WOMAN IS A CUNT)

WHAT? This movie sounds sick
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1661382/

A license to kill? Notorious gangster James 'Whitey' Bulger argues he has immunity granted by government http://www.boston.com/metrodesk/2012/06/25/james-whitey-bulger-seeks-recusal-judge-overseeing-his-case/0a7VY665C77YZ6zzTFVgHK/story.html?p1=News_links

Sad Sad news.... Last Pinta Island tortoise dies
http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/25/world/americas/lonesome-george-giant-tortoise-dies/index.html

great biel butt (Semi NSFW)
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/guess-that-ass-783/#more-100715

jenny mccarthy doing playboy at age 39, god i loved her when i first discovered boners.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/25/jenny-mccarthy-playboy-cover-nude-age-39_n_1624283.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

Breaking Bad themed Ice Cream
http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/06/walter-whites-heisen-brrr-g-crunch/

Top NHL Draft Pick Nail Yakupov's Wild Night On Twitter
http://deadspin.com/5921351/top-nhl-draft-pick-nail-yakupovs-wild-night-on-twitter

For Fat guys trying to run
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/06/25/new-emphasis-on-running-style-to-limit-injuries/

Man with 100-pound scrotum REJECTS offers to perform $1 million corrective surgery for free because his giant organ has made him famous
 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161294/Wesley-Warren-Jr-Man-100-pound-scrotum-REJECTS-free-1m-corrective-surgery.html#ixzz1yuwCNNFg

Saturday night show audience legend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NHGeSr3pFE

garbage bag of camp food waste thrown into lava pit: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a94_1340566754

Obama. The new Bush?
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/24/opinion/sunday/douthat-all-the-presidents-privileges.html?_r=1

Tech article: Microsoft's recent patents and what they suggest about the new things Microsoft might be working on:
http://www.fastcompany.com/1841145/patent-patrol-microsoft-may-be-planning-a-bigger-mobile-device-future

HITLER'S MOM looks like Michael Cera
http://imgur.com/gallery/chVEo

penguin memories http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=pigT0ZwOQ-0 (meh)

A divided Supreme Court threw out major parts of Arizona's tough crackdown on illegal immigrants Monday in a ruling sure to reverberate through the November elections.
http://wtop.com/278/2917445/High-court-rejects-part-of-Arizona-immigration-law

This made me think some bad thoughts: http://wtop.com/681/2916590/Strapping-Design

NYT Op Ed by Jimmy Carter:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/25/opinion/americas-shameful-human-rights-record.html?_r=1&smid=FB-nytimes&WT.mc_id=OP-E-FB-SM-LIN-ACU-062512-NYT-NA&WT.mc_ev=click

Facebook Changed Everyone's Email to @Facebook.com; Here's How to Fix Yours
https://www.facebook.com/ali.gnjlzdh?sk=info

Top 100 firms in the DC area:
http://www.bizjournals.com/washington/datacenter/2012-public-companies-by-net-income.html

The parallels of smut and journalism:
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2012/06/why-porn-and-journalism-have-the-same-big-problem/258893/

George Orwell describes in detail what it was like to get shot in the neck in the Spanish Civil War. http://www.lettersofnote.com/p/i-felt-tremendous-shock.html

Ben Franklin dropping knowledge on why older girls are the best
http://www.lettersofnote.com/2011/02/older-mistresses-are-so-grateful.html

Lengthy, but great perspective:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/stevedenning/2011/11/28/maximizing-shareholder-value-the-dumbest-idea-in-the-world/

Radiohead postpone European tour dates
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18547245

Unwanted Baby? There's an App for that
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18585020#FBM106290

Monty Python Philosophy Football Germany vs Greece
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ta1KfRX06kA

Pregnant and Fuckable
http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/goddess/megan-fox-confirms-pregnancy-bump-baring-bikini-photo-162011871.html

Vintage Computer Symphony Plays "House Of The Rising Sun"
http://thecreatorsproject.com/blog/vintage-computer-symphony-plays-house-of-the-rising-sun

Check out this 'stache
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/celebrity/hollywood/tim-allen-78

Mombasa blast deaths rise to 3, suspect arrested
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/06/25/us-kenya-attack-idUSBRE85O0LO20120625

Pretty good article: "Why Women Still Can't Have it All"
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/07/why-women-still-can-8217-t-have-it-all/9020/

This is pretty good... Aaron Sorkin repeats a ton of lines across all his shows/films... somone butted a lot of them together
http://gawker.com/5921191/the-same-old-sorkin-a-supercut-of-recurring-phrases-in-aaron-sorkins-work?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Wonder dog Bear saves 14-month-old boy from drowning in family pool by jumping in and balancing him on his back
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2164709/Wonder-dog-saves-boy-14-months-drowning-family-pool-holding-toddler-back.html#ixzz1yvDwbu49  (also, bad parenting)

Reston Zoo chief said wallaby was humanely euthanized, court papers indicate
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/reston-zoo-chief-said-wallaby-was-humanely-euthanized-court-papers-indicate/2012/06/25/gJQAdLwp2V_story.html?hpid=z6
Here is the 26 year old animal killer's photo: http://www.wjla.com/articles/2012/06/meghan-mogensen-reston-zoo-director-denies-animal-cruelty-allegations-77305.html (i'd do her)

Dutch artist turns dead cat into remote-controlled helicopter, dubbed 'Orvillecopter'
 http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/dutch-artist-turns-dead-cat-remote-controlled-helicopter-dubbed-orvillecopter-article-1.1089478#ixzz1yvFQ7nqP

What do you think of this photo of a young woman on the Shanghai metro?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-18589737

About the Whiteskins
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/post/about-the-whiteskins/2012/06/26/gJQAsJJX4V_blog.html

Great Scene: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia - Pepe Silvia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nTpsv9PNqo&feature=related

NSFW  - http://www.terrysdiary.com/

How the Media works: http://www.prosebeforehos.com/political-ironing/06/17/how-american-media-works/

breaking bad season 5 trailer. CAN NOT FUCKING WAIT
http://cosbysweaters.com/2012/06/26/breaking-bad-season-5-trailer-looks-decent/

Washington DC continues movin' on up
America's Most Important Cities: 1978 vs. 2010
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2012/06/americas-most-important-cities-1978-vs-2010/259002/

Dan O'Brien Falls Off His Chair During NBC Interview [VIDEO]
http://cosbysweaters.com/2012/06/26/dan-obrien-falls-of-his-chair-during-nbc-interview-video/

Simon Phoenix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPey8yxyNVY&feature=related