can't poop in the sink

SPOILER ALERT! 18 Fun Easter Eggs, Callbacks, And Moments Of Really Cool Symmetry From The "Breaking Bad" Finale http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/18-fun-easter-eggs-in-the-breaking-bad-series-finale

NFLPA to investigate Freeman leaks
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9755738/nflpa-investigate-leaks-info-josh-freeman-tampa-bay-buccaneers

Vince Gilligan Reveals 5 Alternate 'Breaking Bad' Endings
http://entertainment.time.com/2013/10/01/5-alternate-breaking-bad-endings/

Pirates fans chanting CUEE-TOOO rattled Johnny Cueto so bad last night that he dropped the ball on the mound, and then immediately gave up a home on the first pitch: http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2013/10/1/4792994/johnny-cueto-chant-pnc-park-reds-pirates#ooid=J2bWFhZjo9jK41QiAzO0ccKkMQhUiAX1

McGill student uses 'Bohemian Rhapsody' to explain string theory, gets 1.6 million views and a nod from Queen guitarist Brian May
http://music.cbc.ca/#/blogs/2013/9/McGill-student-uses-Bohemian-Rhapsody-to-explain-string-theory-Queen-guitarist-takes-note

Making a Stand-Up Meal of the Sit-Down Taco
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/02/dining/making-a-stand-up-meal-out-of-the-sit-down-taco.html?_r=0

Well hello, young man - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YhlTvqM4bU (Lolz)

RIP TOM CLANCY - http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/03/books/tom-clancy-best-selling-novelist-of-military-thrillers-dies-at-66.html?_r=0

SPOILER ALERT!  Norm MacDonald's take on Breaking Bad -- http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/10/norm-mcdonald-breaking-bad/  (Quite interesting)

LOLZ - http://www.poopourri.com/  (Girls don't poop!)

Any Animal That Touches This Lethal Lake Turns to Stone
http://gizmodo.com/any-animal-that-touches-this-lethal-lake-turns-to-stone-1436606506

watch this on mute. Rihanna twerking her ass all up in yo face
http://www.rihannanow.com/pouritup/

Jesse Pinkman house music, "Dance Bitch"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKUL7OikASU

LOLZ GIFS
http://i.imgur.com/Pil5muP.jpg and http://i.imgur.com/wDkaqfI.gif and http://i.imgur.com/cxFUNiF.gif

Teen mom whore, only got 10K and not 1 million like she claims
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/10/01/what-celebrity-sex-tape-stars-really-get-paid/

NO MORE SILK ROAD! You'll have to buy your drugs the old fashioned way now...
"FBI claims largest Bitcoin seizure after arrest of alleged Silk Road founder"
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/oct/02/alleged-silk-road-website-founder-arrested-bitcoin

Revenge Porn is now a crime?!!?
http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/revenge-porn-law-passes-doesnt-cover-photos-shared-victims-8C11319980

North Korea children playing the guitar. Creepy as hell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSedE5sU3uc

Ol' Billy Nye the science guy just dominates the shit out of Daft Punk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGrZKQL2FBg

The Old Testament + 50 Shades of Gray?
"Man Writes 'Erotic' Version of Bible"
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/weird_news/226141711.html

A Senator Bluntly Says What We're All Thinking About The Awful And Obnoxious Government Shutdown http://www.upworthy.com/a-senator-bluntly-says-what-were-all-thinking-about-the-awful-and-obnoxious-government-shutdown?g=2&c=ufb1

The Alien's Guide to the Ruins of Washington, D.C.
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2013/10/ellen_harvey_s_corcoran_exhibition_the_alien_s_guide_to_the_ruins_of_washington.html