Nickelodeon Gak Farts

Haddonfield man carjacked while trying to sell drugs in Camden

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/new_jersey/Haddonfield_man_carjacked_trying_to_sell_drugs_in_Camden.html

For Emily Ratajkowski, "Blurred Lines" brings a career path into focus.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/24/fashion/for-emily-ratajkowski-robin-thickes-blurred-lines-video-brings-a-career-path-into-focus.html

I'm happy to know that there is a weird Belgian underworld of pigeon racing and that it involves cocaine birds. http://deadspin.com/belgian-racing-pigeons-pumped-full-of-coke-and-painkill-1451844382

NRA Calls For Teachers To Keep Loaded Gun Pointed At Class For Entire School Day
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nra-calls-for-teachers-to-keep-loaded-gun-pointed,34336/

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH
https://vine.co/v/hvw0AtBn9te  (Vine links sometimes don't work in Firefox, use Chrome)

One of them days... http://i.imgur.com/UqZQe4G.gif

Here's a GIF of Eddie Vedder Falling Down, Over and Over Again
http://gawker.com/heres-a-gif-of-eddie-vedder-falling-down-over-and-ove-1452112527/@tcraggs22

Morgan Freeman reading One Direction lyrics
http://hypervocal.com/entertainment/2013/morgan-freeman-the-fox/

Crafty sea lion swipes large dorado from angler's hands at Cabo San Lucas dock
http://www.petethomasoutdoors.com/2013/10/crafty-sea-lion-swipes-large-dorado-from-anglers-hands-at-cabo-san-lucas-dock.html

This seems weird, Redskins Name Change
http://thebiglead.com/2013/10/25/washington-redskins-changing-to-the-washington-bravehearts-tmz-seems-to-think-maybe/

great compilation of Francesca pranks
http://www.awfulannouncing.com/2013/october/the-eternal-struggle-mike-francesa-vs-prank-callers.html

New chipotle style Home-cooking spot in NYC, might see it in other cities soon
http://www.diginn.com/food/menu

I hope this isn't as bad as it sounds like it could be:
https://twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/393789063930863616

Steve Young will be paid $1 million to play quarterback in 2014
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/10/steve-young-usfl-contract/

Teller County man claims he threw away gold to keep it from his wife during divorce
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_24386534/teller-county-man-claims-he-threw-away-gold

What If A British Soccer Announcer Called The NBA Finals Game 7?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HxYikubciDE