Meleagris Gallopavo

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Start hoarding Sriracha!!!
www.outsideonline.com/news-from-the-field/Sriracha-Production-Suspended.html

I love when she gets itchy gums...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoMKEV9op-c

Yelpers be cray
http://www.businessinsider.com/yelp-reviewers-sue-for-wages-2013-10

Here's Rare Audio Of JFK Bitching About The U.S. Hockey Team
http://deadspin.com/heres-rare-audio-of-jfk-bitching-about-the-u-s-hockey-1454841976

Marshawn Lynch, doens't know Buffalo isn't NYC. Mucho lolz.
http://deadspin.com/marshawn-lynch-had-no-idea-buffalo-was-not-in-new-york-1454884873

Brazilian Footballer's Decapitated Head Reportedly Sent to Wife by Drug Lords
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1830745-brazilian-footballers-decapitated-head-reportedly-sent-to-wife-by-drug-lords

N.D. woman to hand out "fat letters" to obese kids during Halloween
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-57610010/n.d-woman-to-hand-out-fat-letters-to-obese-kids-during-halloween/

Guy Fieri fights w/ hairdresser
http://www.tmz.com/2013/10/30/guy-fieri-hairdresser-fight-video/

Paroled rapist on the loose after cutting off his GPS monitoring device
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57610014-504083/dennis-mckenzie-paroled-calif-rapist-allegedly-cuts-off-gps-monitor-and-vanishes-after-harassing-victims-family/

The ultimate defense if somebody ever attacks you with a sword
http://i.imgur.com/74zqrN7.gif

Sword man fighting shadow - Pretty dang entertaining.
http://www.wimp.com/swordman/

Heart plays Led Zeppelin's Stairway To Heaven, makes Robert Plant cry (video)
http://blogs.vancouversun.com/2012/12/27/heart-plays-led-zeppelins-stairway-to-heaven-makes-robert-plant-cry-video/ (You can see Plant tearing up at 4:33, 5:07 and 5:33)

Humorous Gym Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfgOpJUhcAE

Bela Fleck melting D's, Celtic edition:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qawODbsq0TI

LOLZ! Man, i really love DOGE
http://goo.gl/Y163a3

LULZ NFL games in London, Jags players beat up, possibly by men with brass knuckles after the game
http://deadspin.com/sources-some-jaguars-players-got-beat-up-in-london-aft-1453759429

Chinese reggae is kind of cool apparently
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1-i18etGq4

Aziz Ansari: Buried Alive - "Black Dudes are Blown Away by Magic Trick"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oLuxhYO5cw

Washed out - Full performance (chill song, esp. if you are on a lot of painkillers)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6DFmTEjzVY