"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."

Subject line quote courtesy of Winston Churchill.

Today's WORD OF THE DAY sounds like a side-effect of having sex on the beach...
analysand \un-NAL-uh-sand, -zand\, noun:
       Psychiatry. a person undergoing psychoanalysis.

Best FCC complaints filed against the Simpsons - http://gawker.com/fcc-releases-complaints-about-the-simpsons-and-they-are-1447904759

Malicious attack on 'Predator' cosplay entertainer in Birmingham
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRe3Yh71nz4

Tom Petty - Don't Come Around Here No More (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0JvF9vpqx8

A fantastic gif of  a small animal eating some bread
http://i.imgur.com/9VpgmB0.gif

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/ZBmUn.gif
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

If you haven't heard a hang drum before, here you go. It sounds beautiful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0h4syLlw5g

This has been blasted before, but it's so good, it's here again. NSFW! PANT LIFTER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xf3ELqb6kc

Funny skit, Barry R's Magnum Smoothus
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/eb648fc114/barry-r-s-magnum-smoothus

This App Encourages Men To Pay For Women's Plastic Surgery And Gas In Exchange For Dates
http://www.businessinsider.com/carrot-dating-lets-men-bribe-women-into-dating-them-2013-10  and here http://www.carrotdating.com/

Cat burglars stealing dog beds -- http://www.edisproduction.de/2013/10/16/compilation-of-cats-stealing-dog-beds/

Super Gooey GIF or Asian baby
http://i.imgur.com/KvLQbMI.gif

JETS fan punches woman in the Face: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DtJ6A0LDA0

Tesco says almost 30,000 tonnes of food 'wasted' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24603008

Remote Control Tourist: www.urgentgenius.com/sector/leisure/remote-controlled-tourist

Millenials reshaping DC
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/style/2013/10/18/march-of-the-millennials/?hpid=z1

LOLZ https://twitter.com/kissmesuzy/status/392331054054248448

I just ruined your chances of getting anything done.
www.fullscreenmario.com

This looks like it would have hurt
http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/justin-blackmon-destroyed-a-security-guard-after-a-touchdown.gif?w=640

I think this chick is drunk
http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/10/MICHIGAN-FAN1.gif

Steve Smith not a fan of Janoris Jenkins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IgWnpaak1Q

This guy is so fucking crazy...and I bet his ratings are excellent:
http://www.salon.com/2013/10/21/pat_robertson_liberalism_turns_people_into_nazis/

Next Summer's hottest Water Park!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/10/18/north-korea-just-built-the-creepiest-water-park-youve-ever-seen/

After Just One Big Tackle, the NFL Is Testing Colts Punter Pat McAfee for Steroids
http://extramustard.si.com/2013/10/21/pat-mcafee-punter-colts-steroid-test/

Japanese going the way of the Panda
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/20/young-people-japan-stopped-having-sex