Save a Horse, Ride a Sybian

For all bearded bros: http://uncrate.com/stuff/beard-buddy-beard-wash/

Creepy Uncle Sam commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7cRsfW0Jv8

Hamster musical band! I LOVE IT!
http://i.imgur.com/ZwuyWEx.gif

Harbaugh wanted chesties so bad here. http://instagram.com/p/fIqValnztn/#

The Night Johnny Carson Found Out His Wife Was Banging Frank Gifford
http://deadspin.com/the-night-johnny-carson-found-out-his-wife-was-banging-1442056831

How Wes Anderson Made The Royal Tenenbaums (if you give a shit)
http://www.vulture.com/2013/10/how-wes-anderson-made-the-royal-tenenbaums.html
and http://www.abramsbooks.com/wesandersoncollection/

Here're All the Film Allusions in Guillermo Del Toro's Simpsons Opening
http://gawker.com/herere-all-the-film-allusions-in-guillermo-del-toros-1442207778

Panty Melter Puppies!
http://i.imgur.com/Q5F5ivl.gif

this word makes me giggle.
tittup \TIT-uhp\,
noun:
1. an exaggerated prancing, bouncing movement or manner of moving.
verb:
1. to move, especially to walk, in an exaggerated prancing or bouncing way, as a spirited horse.

The desire to squeeze and hug cute things comes from the same place in your brain as aggression http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=cuteness-inspires-aggression

21 Penguins That Are More Awkward Than You (ultimate compilation of penguin gifs)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/penguins-that-are-more-awkward-than-you

How to: Homemade Fleshlight http://i.imgur.com/l7zwmTo.jpg

a South African IT company proved that it was faster to send information via carrier pigeon than the country's leading internet service provider. http://www.reuters.com/article/2009/09/09/us-safrica-pigeon-idUSTRE5885PM20090909

7 Movies That Will Leave You Devastated http://imgur.com/a/Ahzi2#0

Fun coffee shop prank - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlOxlSOr3_M

Miley has aids 4chan prank
http://www.ibtimes.com/does-miley-cyrus-have-hiv-4chan-users-start-prank-hashtag-cureformiley-photos-1413980

Frat Bro writes The Rapiest Email Ever: "Luring your rapebait"
http://deadspin.com/college-frat-bro-writes-the-rapiest-email-ever-on-luri-1442120190

Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Toaster
http://gawker.com/firefighters-help-man-remove-penis-from-a-toaster-1442258723

Racist -- Fox & Friends Host Assumes Hispanic Co-Worker Is Taco Expert http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/10/fox-friends-taco-nicaraguan-kilmeade-molina-video.html

Worst Typo ever
http://hypervocal.com/politics/2013/pfeiffer-racist-typo/

if each state could have only one sport, what would it be? (Pennsylvania, you get field hockey.) http://www.slate.com/articles/sports/slate_labs/2013/10/united_sports_of_america_map_if_each_state_could_have_only_one_sport_what.html

Philly Tap House coming to DC - 60 beers on tap
http://www.popville.com/2013/10/city-tap-house-coming-to-former-901-restaurant-space-in-penn-quarter/

More background on Silk Road operator, check out his linkedin profile: http://topinfopost.com/2013/10/03/fbi-arrests-29-year-old-mastermind-of-billion-dollar-internet-drug-blackmarket

These Teeny Tiny Snakes In Top Hats Are Extremely Dapper
http://jezebel.com/these-teeny-tiny-snakes-in-top-hats-are-extremely-dappe-1441782974

Texas man's 'beer gut' turns food into alcohol due to rare auto-brewery syndrome
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-man-beer-gut-turns-food-alcohol-due-rare-auto-brewery-syndrome-article-1.1462216#ixzz2h8aBWLhQ

Brooks Brothers Plans To Open A Steakhouse In Midtown Manhattan
http://www.businessinsider.com/brooks-brothers-plans-to-open-a-steakhouse-in-midtown-manhattan-2013-10

Lulz hug
http://sprtshumor.lockerdome.com/media/109878896

What's in that chicken nugget? Muscle tissue, blood vessels and skin, study finds
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/just-what-chicken-nugget-8C11348131

Sex is matter of life, then death for male marsupials
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24443104

U.S. strikes al-Shabab in Somalia and captures bombing suspect in Libya
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/us-navy-seals-raid-al-shabab-leaders-somalia-home-in-response-to-nairobi-attack/2013/10/05/78f135dc-2e0c-11e3-8ade-a1f23cda135e_story.html?wpisrc=al_national

Ernest Hemingway's Macho Letter to F. Scott Fitzgerald - http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/10/06/ernest-hemingway-s-macho-letter-to-f-scott-fitzgerald.html

Jeff Bezos Had His Top Execs Read These Three Books
http://www.farnamstreetblog.com/2013/10/jeff-bezos-read-these-books/

Ohio day care worker accused of raping 2 children in her care
http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/07/justice/ohio-day-care-rape-charges/index.html

Scientist Interview: Implanted Electrodes Reboot Brain out of Intractable Depression
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/talking-back/2013/10/03/scientist-interview-implanted-electrodes-reboot-brain-out-of-intractable-depression/

How To Get Huge Portions At Chipotle
http://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-get-bigger-portions-at-chipotle-2013-10

The NFL Can Now Force Teams To Appear On Hard Knocks
http://deadspin.com/the-nfl-can-now-force-teams-to-appear-on-hard-knocks-1442484351

Iron and Wine - Boy With A Coin (chill song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHw7gdJ14uQ

Man, Ricky Williams loved weed
http://larrybrownsports.com/football/ricky-williams-marijuana-spinach-for-popeye/206570

Boy who sneaked onto airline flight called a 'challenging' child
http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/08/us/vegas-flight-child/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Dominic Raiola Accused of Verbally Assaulting Wisconsin Band at Lions Game (what a dick)
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1801376-dominic-raiola-accused-of-verbally-assaulting-wisconsin-band-before-lions-game

Every. Male. Highschool. Student's. DREAM!!!!!!!! AHHHHH BONER CITY! (SFW)
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-high-school-teacher-posed-playboy-coed-month-article-1.1479224  (A sack of doubloons for anyone that can find the NSFW pics)

Curt Schilling having an estate sale this weekend
http://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/curt-schilling-estate-sale/206504#more-206504

Report: Braves Players Boycotted Chipper Jones's First Pitch
http://deadspin.com/report-braves-players-boycotted-chipper-joness-first-1442463473

Harry Potter's Fantasy Football Team Is Named "Barkevious Mingo's Mum"
http://deadspin.com/harry-potters-fantasy-football-team-is-named-barkevio-1442239180

Don't slam D.C. for the shutdown, America: You sent these wackos here
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dont-slam-dc-for-the-shutdown-america-you-sent-these-wackos-here/2013/10/07/7f7f55ca-2f40-11e3-8906-3daa2bcde110_story.html

LOLZ Lost Dog Flyer
http://imgur.com/AAvUK48

Foo Fighters tour rules/requests from 2008 (Gets good on page 3)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/foo-fighters-08

Check out America's new $100 bill
http://twitpic.com/dgkvb2

LULZ Baby pic - http://imgur.com/gallery/c8lbPYQ

Government Shutdown = FDA is not working = Foreigners putting their dicks in your cantaloupes.
Be Careful: http://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/foods-to-avoid-when-the-government-shuts-down