My Yammy Doll Fins

LULZ Craigslist Ad

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/sub/4102714495.html

Let's all just cool is with Kale, cool?
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/10/02/228499704/is-it-time-to-cool-it-on-kale-already

Pretty awesome explosion: http://i.imgur.com/ec1PbOL.gif

Deadly hornets kill 42 people in China, injure over 1,500
http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/03/world/asia/hornet-attack-china/index.html

Sir Alex Ferguson on leadership and management:
http://charlierose.com/watch/60274655

Samsung's Smart Watch Is A Dud; The New York Times Says, 'Nobody Will Buy This Watch, And Nobody Should'
http://www.businessinsider.com/samsungs-galaxy-gear-smart-watch-reviews-are-bad-2013-10

Apple Has 10 Percent of All Corporate Cash and More Profits Than the Three (Other) Biggest Brands Combined http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/10/apple-has-10-percent-of-all-corporate-cash-and-more-profits-than-the-three-other-biggest-brands-combined/280197/

Twitter heat map shows iPhone use by the affluent, Android by the poor
http://appleinsider.com/articles/13/06/19/twitter-heat-map-shows-iphone-use-by-the-affluent-android-by-the-poor

People are still wasting their time trying to find Bigfoot?  jeez.
http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/10/02/Bigfoot-footage-screened-by-Sasquatch-hunters/8521380772765/?vm=r
Bio on the Millionaire funding this: http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2011/08/who-is-adrian-erickson.html

How does Liu Bolin make himself invisible?
www.smithsonianmag.com/templates/smithmag-videoplayer-embed.html

Lauren Holly in Picket Fences (real weird, and slighly NSFW scene)
http://video.yandex.ru/users/elfarda/view/12/?cauthor=serglafe&cid=100000001#

Father Disowns Homophobic Daughter in Epic Letter
http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/father-disowns-homophobic-daughter-in-epic-letter-230436549.html

Pasta giant Barilla won't hire gay actors for its commercials, but Lewis Black isn't buying the whole family values argument.  http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-october-2-2013/back-in-black---barilla-pasta

the entire case is pretty interesting and amusing but just check out page 60, footnote 1:
http://www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub/11/11-30770-CV2.wpd.pdf

Michelle Rodriguez loves gnawing on box, sometimes
www.cnn.com/2013/10/01/showbiz/celebrity-news-gossip/michelle-rodriguez-gay-rumors/index.html

Tiger and Kuchar doing Fresh Prince handshakes at the President's Cup
http://larrybrownsports.com/golf/tiger-woods-matt-kuchar-fresh-prince-handshake/205988

Anti-iphone (and probably anti-semites)
http://sloppyui.tumblr.com/

Pics of Miley Cyrus semi-nude (NSFW)  -- other hot nude models from Page 3 and beyond.
http://terrysdiary.com/

Meet Walter Blanco, star of Colombia's 'Breaking Bad' remake
http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/10/02/breaking-bad-spanish-walter-blanco/

29 Awesomely Awkward Attempts At Being Sexy
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/awesomely-awkward-attempts-at-being-sexy?bffb

"Brother flushed my poop"  Little girl loses it over not seeing her dookie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FasCyjuE8zc

Ass Pennies: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ass%20pennies

this Kiefer Sutherland Curervo blackout mashup is LULZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W34DG9KRwcQ

Alex Trebek is a dick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmsXO3kMLds

Someone is pooping in Yale's laundry.
http://yaledailynews.com/blog/2013/10/02/police-probe-saybrook-laundry-incident/

Gunshots outside of US Capitol today: Live updates government shutdown Day 3: Shots fired outside Capitol http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/10/03/shots-fired-at-the-capitol/?hpid=z1

And Facebook is a downer: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=scientists-show-facebook-is-downer

Homophobes in Mississippi!??! NOOO?! <sarcasm>
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/ole-miss-students-including-approximately-20-football-players-152105852--ncaaf.html

Horowitz, Mozart Sonata in C major K330 (I wish i could play piano like this)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyaR-4vU5j0

This Is Everything We Know About The "Bro Witness" On Capitol Hill
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/this-is-everything-we-know-about-the-bro-witness-on-capitol

Video of the crazy person trying to ram the whitehouse gates
http://twitpic.com/dfxeqo